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Jokes Thread
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canuckblue
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U2 are playing an impromptu set at a Dublin pub when Bono slowly starts clapping, raising his arms over his head to do so. The punters think this is the beginning of a new song, so they clap along.
Finally, Bono says, "Whenever I do this, a child in Africa dies."
From the back of the room, someone shouted, "Well quit bloody doing it then."
Finally, Bono says, "Whenever I do this, a child in Africa dies."
From the back of the room, someone shouted, "Well quit bloody doing it then."
I last heard he was seen snorting for truffles....
canuckblue
Player Valuation: £50m
And nobody knows the truffles he's seen.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
A Barry Cryer joke :
A man walks into a cake shop and says, "I'd like a wasp please."
The shopkeeper replies, "Sir, this is a cake shop, we don't sell wasps."
The customer replies, "Well, there's one in the window."
A man walks into a cake shop and says, "I'd like a wasp please."
The shopkeeper replies, "Sir, this is a cake shop, we don't sell wasps."
The customer replies, "Well, there's one in the window."
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
tommytowne
Player Valuation: £50m
I've developed an obsession with wearing hi viz clothing, so much so I wouldn't be seen without them.
Blackpool's being battered tonight.
Buzz Lightroom
Player Valuation: £750k
I asked a German friend of mine if he knew the square route of 81.
He said no.
He said no.
