Jokes Thread

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

No idea

Still no idea....

 

[summerisle]

Those Victorian Christmases must have just flown by.

 

[summerisle]

Those Victorian Christmases must have just flown by.

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Award winning joke of the fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.

 

[tonyhorne]

Award winning joke of the fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.

Imagine travelling to Edinburgh, paying the ridiculously inflated hotel prices, struggling to buy so much as a coffee because of the crowds and that was the biggest laugh you got out of it.

I wouldn't be bottling it ...

 

[davep]

Award winning joke of the fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.

Gabn. That's bang out of order.

 

[goldfinchmule]

Allways wondered why i couldn,t sleep at night,then it dawned on me.

 

[Milk]

Award winning joke of the fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.

Horse joke was funnier …

Went to a restaurant where I had horse. Starter was okay but mane was horrible

 

[Milk]

Just found the landscape photo setting on my phone.




Now for some dick pics

 

[summerisle]

 

[verreauxi]

Quite shockingly, me and my brothers found out that our dad is addicted to Viagra. But nobody is taking it harder than mom.

 

[Milk]

I once dated a magazine collector

She had a lot of issues

 

[verreauxi]

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

No idea, I left early.

 

[Kurt.]

How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?

No idea, I left early.

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?

One , two , a one two three four !!

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park...

It has several slides.