Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Still no idea....
Jokes Thread
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summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Those Victorian Christmases must have just flown by.
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Those Victorian Christmases must have just flown by.
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
Award winning joke of the fringe.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.
Comedian Mark Simmons was voted the winner with his gag: "I was going to sail around the globe in the world’s smallest ship but I bottled it.”
Even John Bishop is funnier.
tonyhorne
Immoderate
Imagine travelling to Edinburgh, paying the ridiculously inflated hotel prices, struggling to buy so much as a coffee because of the crowds and that was the biggest laugh you got out of it.
I wouldn't be bottling it ...
Gabn. That's bang out of order.
goldfinchmule
Player Valuation: £1m
Allways wondered why i couldn,t sleep at night,then it dawned on me.
Milk
Udderly delicious
Horse joke was funnier …
Went to a restaurant where I had horse. Starter was okay but mane was horrible
summerisle
The rain, it raineth every day
Quite shockingly, me and my brothers found out that our dad is addicted to Viagra. But nobody is taking it harder than mom.
How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb?
No idea, I left early.
No idea, I left early.
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb ?
One , two , a one two three four !!
Alanbileysfeathercut
Player Valuation: £70m
My kids put together a PowerPoint presentation explaining why we should go to the water park...
It has several slides.
It has several slides.