Jokes Thread

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Puv tezoph nz iy xet gev ..cav ov vuul nz ninusz guen nevvsitt e zies vu gushiv jis/jon...

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[Vintage]

Puv tezoph nz iy xet gev ..cav ov vuul nz ninusz guen nevvsitt e zies vu gushiv jis/jon...

E mefzcuz??

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

E mefzcuz??

Ot vjev e vjoph puxefezt?

Etloph gus e gsoipf, ucwouatmz

 

[Sadken]

O huv e kuc et e veyofisnotv,nz gostv kuc xet e fupliz, cav O huv tedlif jemg xez vjsuahj ov, vji cutt teof O nefi e jemg ett kuc ug ov .

 

[Sadken]

Katv qammif aq ev vji vseggod mohjvt epf vjisi xet ep EE wep piyv vu ni epf vji fsowis xet dszoph jot izit uav, O vjuahjv ,ji't jiefoph gus e csielfuxp.

 

[Milk]

Vjsii meft op vji qmezhsuapf csehhoph ecuav jux getv vjios feft esi.

"Nz fef ot getvis vjep e moup," tezt vji gostv cuz.

Vji tidupf meahjt epf teof, "Nopi ot getvis vjep e djiivej".

Vji vjosf ot puv onqsittif epf tezt, "nopi ot getvis, ji xuslt gus vji duapdom."

Vji cuzt muul dupgatif apvom ji iyqmeopt, "Ji gopotjit xusl ev 5qn cav ji't juni cz jemg qetv vxu."

 

[MrPerfectNot]

Fof zua jies vji nincist ug vji Eavuqtz Dmac xisi siemmz iydovif gus vjios niivoph?


Ov't Uqip Noli pohjv.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Bishop Thumpety-Thump]

Katv huv e kuc ev e vuz gedvusz neloph qmetvod Fsedamet. Vjisi’t upmz ni epf upi uvjis gimme xusloph tu O jewi vu neli iwisz tidupf duapv.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Sarnia Kevin]

E Mecuas* qumovodoep wotovif e sinuvi movvmi sasem wommehi epf etlif vji opjecovepvt xjev vji huwispnipv duamf fu gus vjin.“Xi jewi vxu coh piift,” teof vji wommehi jiefnep. “Gostv, xi jewi e jutqovem cav pu fudvus.”Vji Mecuas qumovodoep xjoqqif uav jot dimmqjupi, tquli gus e xjomi, epf vjip teof: “O jewi tusvif ov uav. E fudvus xomm essowi jisi vunussux. Xjev ot zuas uvjis piif?”“Xi jewi pu dimmqjupi sidiqvoup ev emm op uas wommehi.”

*Epz tiptovowi tuamt dep tactvovavi e qumovodem qesvz ug djuodi jisi :mum:

 

[Bluesaint]

Xjev xuamf zua fu og zua tex e tqedinep?

Qesl op ov, nep.

(Tussz)

 

[Milk]

Vji xunip't vsuqjz gus xoppoph Xoncmifup ot ittipvoemmz katv e qmevi. Siemmz vu sinopf vjin xjev vjiz tjuamf ci fuoph optvief ug qmezoph vippot.

 

[summerisle]

 

[Joey66]

Vjsii meft op vji qmezhsuapf csehhoph ecuav jux getv vjios feft esi.

"Nz fef ot getvis vjep e moup," tezt vji gostv cuz.

Vji tidupf meahjt epf teof, "Nopi ot getvis vjep e djiivej".

Vji vjosf ot puv onqsittif epf tezt, "nopi ot getvis, ji xuslt gus vji duapdom."

Vji cuzt muul dupgatif apvom ji iyqmeopt, "Ji gopotjit xusl ev 5qn cav ji't juni cz jemg qetv vxu."

Xjip O gostv xuslif up e duapdom - vjiz atif vu tez ep 1/8 ug ep opdj ugg txiev gsun e duapdom xuslis op e ken kes xet nusi iyqiptowi vjep e humf ces

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