The binman chronicles
Player Valuation: £80m
Cos Theo Walcott was 1 of our highest-paid players, is 31 and hasn't done a thing in 3 years.
If we are paying out half of Theo's wages though it doesn't make sense to get in a back up striker on 60-70k as we could have just kept him in case we needed cover. Without paying transfer/agency fees etc.