Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Sapie88]

Working in Manchester today and got talking to the site manager, he posts on a utd forum and says there ITK is saying he will stay until January and fight for his place

Be careful mate, don't upset the zombies before 12pm.

 

[heatmeiser]

Someone Photoshop the Matalan logo but change the N to a D.

LAAAAAD.

 

[billytoffee]

I just had a bowl of porridge and can confirm Mata has agreed personal terms with Everton.

Is your porridge ITK???

 

[deipnosophist]

Have we signed him yet lads?

No?

Oh well

*Returns to Cave*

...say hi to dave

 

[thorney33]

Is your porridge ITK???

It really oat to know.

 

[Pabbers]

I wonder if everything rests on Stones leaving? We need him to go to help with FFP and other signings are dependent on this sale going through perhaps

No, we don't at all.

FFP is nothing but guidelines...and "punishment" is fines, im not sure why people worry about FFP.

 

[Jacko93]

Been open 5 weeks.

We have had the availability of money for these players and ambition since the end of February, that is absolutely nothing in terms of a time frame. Your just getting your self all wound up over absolutely nothing. Seriously, your making your self look a bit silly.

You know what? Mata might not even come here, but if he doesn't, I'm sure somebody else will. Koeman would not have come here if he didn't see something worth coming for, we are a different proposition now, its about time some of you got used to it.

Mata or no Mata, Everton will finish this window in a stronger position that when we entered it, of that I am certain.

 

[caught]

Is your porridge ITK???

Proper sauced, lad.

 

[Shibbywiggles]

Is your porridge ITK???

Inedible Thick Knobbly?

 

[Jamo Martinez]

Can I just say I'd rather we signed Ander Herrera?

 

[JLW]

No, we don't at all.

FFP is nothing but guidelines...and "punishment" is fines, im not sure why people worry about FFP.

Or points deducted, now that would be proper Everton that piss the champions league place by 9 points then get deducted 10 points

 

[LouReedwalkonthewildside]

That's fair enough mate, I'm not saying you shouldn't. I'm just saying I've heard an equally reputable voice say it isn't going to happen.

We shall find out in the coming months.

My other half's dad and brother are both Man U fans, they're not in the know, but they heard that Mata has offers on the table from clubs that he is considering, and we're not one of them. Also, as @Darth Vader says, the in - laws also said that one of the options is Mata could stay at the Mancs.

Hope they're both just winding me up because they know I would love Mata here.

Anyway, just going to chill, and see what happens.

 

[bag a yoko]

They say Sky ruined football - I say social media did.

Patience & restraint gentlemen.

I remember reading the paper in Egypt that Bakayoko, Materazzi and Dacourt had signed. I'd never heard of any of them before. Lovely.

 

[Mikey_Fitzgerald]

...say hi to dave

I wouldn't share a box of chicken mcnuggetts with him

(I miss Astro)

 

[neil999]

Working in Manchester today and got talking to the site manager, he posts on a utd forum and says there ITK is saying he will stay until January and fight for his place

think they might be trying to wind you up, do you have reputation as being a bit gullible maybe in work circles?