Transfer Rumour Juan Mata

[Westend Blue]

Jesus what's happened here?

What has happened you have wet the bed Kev. Take a chill pill and relax

 

[bluestevon]

I'll take this one @The Esk

The current sticking point is whether or not we will add tapas to the menu on Tuesdays, so far we've ok'd the idea of patatas bravas and gambas gabardina but Moshiri isn't budging on the chorizo so this may drag on for some time yet.

I absolutely hate fake ITK's like you mate

The sticking point is nothing to do with what you have tried to make out your 'contacts' have passed on to you.

The actual sticking point is Mata is insistent on Moshiri joining him at the press conference wearing a Sombrero and fake Mexican moustache whilst shaking his maracas, a further and possible more serious sticking point is him wanting Osman brought back to the club, dressed in a donkey costume and hung from a goalpost whilst filled with sweets and everyone takes turns blasting free kicks at him till he bursts and the sweets pop out.

I for one hope Mata and his agent get there wishes

 

[Jeff Jones]

I heard this morning that Zlatan has been given his shirt number. Make of that what you will.

 

[Zatara]

@KUEFC09U2 everytime you make a negative post a unicorn dies....

 

[KUEFC09U2]

What has happened you have wet the bed Kev. Take a chill pill and relax

No mate, i really haven't

 

[KUEFC09U2]

@KUEFC09U2 everytime you make a negative post a unicorn dies....

Can't stand unicorns

 

[scotchbutterpin]

He'll end up back in Spain, Sevilla possibly, or in Turkey. And I wish him all the best...

 

[flibbyflob]

Can't stand unicorns

Are you the human version of grumpy cat?

 

[Angel Delight]

He really doesnt , 4 3 3 when he wants to.

Oh that's ok then - we'll play Mata on the wing even though he's one of the slowest players in the league.

 

[ritterefc]

Can't stand unicorns

that another down then

 

[micknick]

I heard this morning that Zlatan has been given his shirt number. Make of that what you will.

That was in the media four days ago mate.

 

[Professor Toffee]

Can't stand unicorns

They dont actually exist, when did you encounter one?

 

[Professor Toffee]

I heard this morning that Zlatan has been given his shirt number. Make of that what you will.

Mata cant be anymore than a Medium and Id say Zlatan is a Large if not XL.
No way will Mata's shirt fit the Swede!

 

[Jacko93]

This is all getting very silly now. When did people become so impatient? Business is business and business takes time. I really dont see what the rush is. It will be done when its done and its then that we'll find out whether he has joined or not. No matter how much people on here stress and moan and tag in Esk in just about every single post they make, its not going to happen any quicker.

 

[CahillsCornerFlag]

Interestingly on the latest Echo podcast they played both Mata and Begovic down as hypotheticals, they didn't seem convinced at all that we were genuinely in for either player. Not that I'd take their word above our own on here, but it does show that their finger is not on the pulse in regards to transfers.

Also they weren't keen on signing Mata.