Not Safe For Work! Just sawn my finger off...

[Mutzo Nutzo]

Wanna nibble?

Hahaha enough to turn me veggie

 

[dublinbluenose]

Evening everyone.

Finger pic time.
Woooooo
Ready?
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Looks a bit better doesn't it. Not really sore anymore, just a pins n needles kinda tingly. Hurts when my hand is cold though.
Like a bitch.
Still need a dressing on it too.

Stop biting your nails or your other digits will catch up with the stump

 

[Alanbileysfeathercut]

Dave Allen impressions mate...sorted....

 

[maccavennie]

Evening everyone.

Finger pic time.
Woooooo
Ready?
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Looks a bit better doesn't it. Not really sore anymore, just a pins n needles kinda tingly. Hurts when my hand is cold though.
Like a bitch.
Still need a dressing on it too.

Looking great that now mate

 

[DualityNSNO]

Joke aside though, looking better. Glad you're out working again as well! You're back to your barely functioning member of society status! x

 

[Armaghtoffee]

Quite inspirational young Thomas. Like proper hard mind over matter shizzle.

There is a chance you could still make recreational GAA if you dig deep be a man about it.

 

[john jako]

Evening everyone.

Finger pic time.
Woooooo
Ready?
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Looks a bit better doesn't it. Not really sore anymore, just a pins n needles kinda tingly. Hurts when my hand is cold though.
Like a bitch.
Still need a dressing on it too.

Looking good mate. Good to see you on the mend.

For future reference I offer a good discount to friends for cosmetic work in me shed. Pm if need x

 

[chrismpw]

Evening everyone.

Finger pic time.
Woooooo
Ready?
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Looks a bit better doesn't it. Not really sore anymore, just a pins n needles kinda tingly. Hurts when my hand is cold though.
Like a bitch.
Still need a dressing on it too.

Give the lad a hand.

 

[tommye]

Give the lad a hand.

Right across the back of the neck...

 

[Tommy.]

Not looking too bad that mate.
I've had plenty of incidents in my 30 odd years on this planet because I'm an effing nobhead.
Personal favourites being cutting both arms down to the bone after falling through a patio window a bit pissed up.
Smashing my head off cobbled flooring in Denmark after my inebriated mate jumped on me.
I spent 8 months in Alder Hey as a kid and had to learn how to walk and talk again after Chicken Pox enlarged my brain (didn't even get any superpowers FFS)
I also ended up in hospital one time dressed as Wonder Woman after I stood on a bottle barefoot.

So I can speak from experience when I say that looks very clean.

Ooh ooh, just remembered another one.

I closed the door on a pizza delivery with my hand on the pane of glass and it went clean through, I used cellotape for butterfly stitches and when I woke up in the morning with my bed covered in claret my ma dragged me to the hospital. The doctor commended my adhoc surgery and said he'd never seen an ingenious move like it before.

She still says that the thing that infuriates her the most is that she had to argue with a PHd that I'm, and I quote, "an absolute liability".

 

[carlos21]

Joke aside though, looking better. Glad you're out working again as well! You're back to your barely functioning member of society status! x

Hi.

 

[DualityNSNO]

Hi.

Hi Carlos.

What do you think about tommy's injuries mate

 

[carlos21]

Hi Carlo.

What do you think about tommy's injuries mate

Healing now sorry it is late mate pic of your TV please x

 

[DualityNSNO]

Healing now sorry it is late mate pic of your TV please x

I don't have one mate, but that's a great idea for a thread, I'm sure @john jako will help you with that x

 

[carlos21]

I don't have one mate, but that's a great idea for a thread, I'm sure @john jako will help you with that x

Thank you mate I think we have done a TV thread x