Whistlin' Dixie
Player Valuation: £50m
It's like he's a tit, but he's our tit. He scores boss goals either from distance or by sprinting past three players and slotting like he's nea and he is always the most passionate player in a merseyside derby so he gets a pass most of the time he's a tit.
This is how it is...Who could hate him for THIS???