2022/23 Kevin Thelwell

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Can somebody please get their hands on that root and branch 100+ point Club overhaul review he carried out? Would love to see just how impressively we've performed in all aspects that fall under Mr Thelwell's responsibility. Assuming the Board of Directors are delighted with his efforts as he's still here and seemingly doing excellent work in everything aside from transfers.

Most of those points are along the lines of "Only Pickled Onion Monster Munch allowed in the vending machines"
 
I’m sure in his head Holgate and Maupay have already left and netted us £40m, honestly have no idea what planet the fella lives on.
ooo ooo can I play?

Keane were linked with West Ham in 2021 - £20m
Iwobi linked Saudi because said he refused to go there - £15-20m
Holgate linked to some clubs. Has been linked in every single window since 2017 but still - £10m
Godrey linked to no-one - sold £15m
Gomes linked to Lille only because he was on Loan there - £10m
 

What on earth are you waffling about? Of course those stories aren’t fabricated, why would I rant about them being fabricated when they’re not? Yet the others quite blatantly are.
So, to confirm...the stories which seem true inside your head are believable.

But those you dont believe are false.

Do you only believe the pretty girls, not the ugly ones?

I’m sure in his head Holgate and Maupay have already left and netted us £40m, honestly have no idea what planet the fella lives on.
Wrong.

He’s literally taking every media story and treating it as ultra fact.
Why post lies.

Unless it’s Romano, Joyce or Bobble saying it, it’s more likely to be a load of tosh
Still, not 100% on hit rates i think...

Honestly Zat I thought we all played by those rules. Unless it’s one of a very select few people treat it as made up, the platforms themself are irrelevant - especially Twitter!
Its all subjective...all these supposed ITKs have got things wrong.

ooo ooo can I play?

Keane were linked with West Ham in 2021 - £20m
Iwobi linked Saudi because said he refused to go there - £15-20m
Holgate linked to some clubs. Has been linked in every single window since 2017 but still - £10m
Godrey linked to no-one - sold £15m
Gomes linked to Lille only because he was on Loan there - £10m

Lies. Shall i post about yer ma now?

is that how this works...

He always does.

No matter the source.
No.
 
So, to confirm...the stories which seem true inside your head are believable.

But those you dont believe are false.

Do you only believe the pretty girls, not the ugly ones?


Wrong.


Why post lies.


Still, not 100% on hit rates i think...


Its all subjective...all these supposed ITKs have got things wrong.



Lies. Shall i post about yer ma now?

is that how this works...


No.
Zat, footyinsder reported that the Saudis are preparing to pay £500m for holgate

Put that on your list it must be true
 
So, to confirm...the stories which seem true inside your head are believable.

But those you dont believe are false.

Do you only believe the pretty girls, not the ugly ones?


Wrong.


Why post lies.


Still, not 100% on hit rates i think...


Its all subjective...all these supposed ITKs have got things wrong.



Lies. Shall i post about yer ma now?

is that how this works...


No.

I believe the stories which are true and don’t believe the ones which are made up.
 
Big Kev about to release the eagerly awaited follow up to his bestselling "Coaching the European 3-5-2"

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