So yeah, I watched 50 Shades of Grey with the missus on Saturday. Only watched it cos a) boobs, and b) increased chance of hanky-panky.
It was poor. The acting was abysmal (I quite like that Jamie Dornan, he seems a good guy, but he needs to avoid this line of film in future if he wants to be considered a serious actor), especially the lead woman who is up there with Sandra Bullock as the most wooden, unconvincing actress I've ever seen. Not even remotely attractive either.
Storyline could've easily been much darker and played out akin to Fatal Attraction if they had wanted to, but this would've obviously hit sales from women who creamed themselves over the books.
b) meant it wasn't a complete waste of an evening, mind...