Leandro Rodriguez

[Jamiednm]

Lovin' the Latino influence at Everton. Roberto, Gerry, this guy + Mori etc.

 

[Jamiednm]

How old is this latino superstar anyway?

 

[ElPorto]

Just because we all know he's going to be absolutely boss...

Abba - Fernando .... obviously

Thread ban now, please.

 

[Eggs]

How old is this latino superstar anyway?

....22

 

[ilikecheese]

How old is this latino superstar anyway?

Veintidós

 

[AndyZ]

Does he bite people.?.. Apparently it is a friendly gesture in Uruguay

as are racial slurs. Patrice Evra likes this.

 

[hktoffee]

Squad no. 28?

 

[deipnosophist]

Confirmed what?

Anyway, how does this guy get a work permit and the other one is up in the air? Confused.

The thread title suggests it might be because he has an Italian passport

 

[a bell maul]

Confirmed what?

Anyway, how does this guy get a work permit and the other one is up in the air? Confused.

I read somewhere he is half Italian so he may well have an Italian passport

 

[TheFinnFan]

How old is this latino superstar anyway?

22

 

[ilikecheese]

So is he half Italian then?

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

So that's it for McAleny then?

I thought it was McAleny at first - just gained a bit of weight

 

[Tigger]

Love he is just looks like your average 22 year old

Probably plays like one too.

 

[AndyZ]

Only the big clubs seem to disclose these days, I prefer it that way, eg if you disclose that you paid £25m for Adam Lallana, then you're gonna be both publicly humiliated and robbed for other players.

Also I have a word feeling that this kid is going to be immense, I've never heard of a rubbish Uruguayan striker.

Abel Hernandez

If he turns out as good as Abel Hernandez for £500k, that would be great business.

 

[Charles Hawtrey]

Anything you need to know mate don't hesitate to ask me. There isn't a thing i don't know about this kid.

He's originally from Texas, via Plymouth and his dad is an elevator mechanic by trade called Ricky.

His first passion is capturing butterflys during long summer evenings but managed to nurture his natural football ability in the all girls school he attended in El Paso Dobleś

His mother Jeanette stitched his first ever football boots and cellotaped a Nike swoosh on them with the wording El Matador in green piping via prit stick.

His favourite position is missionary and occasional 2nd striker of the inverted nipple formation his former manager invented ( rumours say his wife had 3 boobs and he managed to draw some form of inverted tree formation via using the 3 nipple structure )

This kid will get goals, lots of them and hopefully in the right net and not against us ( took him 4 years as a teenager to understand this rule hence why he's a "late" developer which has nothing to do with him still needing to wear nappies during games due to a slight leaking issue he has when he's over excited ).

In a way Leandro Joaquín Rodríguez Telech, welcome home.

Thanks Allan - how is Chennai?