Leon Osman

[Big Fat Sam]

I might buy a copy of his book just to launch it at him during a game.

Crying at this.

 

[Moomin]

Seriously, I think some people should read the full book before making comments rather than seeing snippets in the Echo and jumping to conclusions and rage.

 

[Deleted member 28206]

I forget just how many bellends we have as fans.

 

[RaleighBlue]

Seriously, I think some people should read the full book before making comments rather than seeing snippets in the Echo and jumping to conclusions and rage.

What is the point of a football forum other than to chuckle at these reactions?

 

[bluemangroup]

I forget just how many bellends we have as fans.

This place serves a constant reminder Bryan.

 

[Moomin]

WTF LAD!!! SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME THAT LEON SAYS HIS FAVE COLOUR IS SKY BLUE IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!!

FFS, IM FURIOUS WITH THIS TRAITOR NOW.

 

[caught]

Apparently the appendix on page 1775 will provide all of the texts sent to Moyes from Osman's stolen phone. I sleep with a guy who works cleaning carpets at the Echo and he gave me a few snippets:

"GING BALz. Saggy saggy gingblaz"

"What used to be tight but isn't any more? Love, Tolos x"

"lol"

"Jesus doesn't exist! Stevie P x"

"Dear Miss Moyes, thanks you for bringing me all to England. I am so sorry to score the easy goal for BIG old trafford win. Also sorry about how your face cries behind they grey stone of nothing. Oviedo Baby xoxox"

"lol Barks x"

 

[RaleighBlue]

WTF LAD!!! SOMEONE JUST TEXTED ME THAT LEON SAYS HIS FAVE COLOUR IS SKY BLUE IN HIS AUTOBIOGRAPHY!!!!

FFS, IM FURIOUS WITH THIS TRAITOR NOW.

Mate of mine said he wishes we could get a crimson third kit one year.

 

[bluemangroup]

I'm struggling to be anything other than outraged.

 

[Moomin]

I'm struggling to be anything other than outraged.

I feel like Carrie when they dropped the pigs blood on her.

Furious.

 

[bluemangroup]

I feel like Carrie when they dropped the pigs blood on her.

Furious.

......I'm not sure how to respond to this brother Mooms.

 

[toffeeblue9]

Didn't have a lot on today, so I bought the book this morning and I've read it all now

It's not particularly interesting in all honesty. He doesn't really talk in really warm terms about anyone other than Hibbo (who he may be having some sort of relationship with), Moyes (although he's honest about some things he thinks Moyes got wrong), Baines, Jags, Unsworth and the staff. Don't think Cahill was his best mate or anything, but he doesn't say anything untoward about him other than the bit reported in The Echo

The final section with Jimmy Martin and Jimmy Comer is quite amusing though

 

[Arteta10]

Didn't have a lot on today, so I bought the book this morning and I've read it all now

It's not particularly interesting in all honesty. He doesn't really talk in really warm terms about anyone other than Hibbo (who he may be having some sort of relationship with), Moyes (although he's honest about some things he thinks Moyes got wrong), Baines, Jags, Unsworth and the staff. Don't think Cahill was his best mate or anything, but he doesn't say anything untoward about him other than the bit reported in The Echo

The final section with Jimmy Martin and Jimmy Comer is quite amusing though

You've saved me 18.99 there mate, nice one!

 

[toffeeblue9]

Oh, he also says he would like an actual song, rather than a chant of "Leon, Leon"

I'm going to guess that given the fume he's caused in the last 24 hours, he can probably kiss goodbye to that

 

[orly]

Oh, he also says he would like an actual song, rather than a chant of "Leon, Leon"

I'm going to guess that given the fume he's caused in the last 24 hours, he can probably kiss goodbye to that

I've got an ace one for him

You're just a [Poor language removed] Jeffrey Archer, [Poor language removed] Jeffrey Archer, [Poor language removed] Jeffrey Aaaaaaaaarcher


Not sure how we will make the brackets work vocally but it's one to consider