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Leroy Fer

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Club have bid accpeted and don't tell fans = Everton are **** we're never told anything
Club have bid accpeted, tells fans and deal falls apart = Everton are ****, totally messed this up they shouldn't have told us
Club buys player against advice of medical staff and player breaks down = Everton are ****, wasted £8.6m on a player, we could have signed (insert numerous players)
Club refuses to complete deal based on medical examination = Everton are ****, we've all become doctors and know better then them poncy consultants, this is all a fake bid
Club buys player over installments = Everton are ****, paying for everything on the drip

First and last points are bollocks, but the rest is pretty accurate.
 
any one got any ideas for the pitch halftime entertainment apparantley we have a blank space in the slot to fill tonight.

Maybe you could run on shouting "tick tock Bill" or do a duet with bluenose1995 as he croons "clap clap clap"? Those are quite catchy and you may have some success?
 
any one got any ideas for the pitch halftime entertainment apparantley we have a blank space in the slot to fill tonight.

Get the GOT 5 a side team to put on a Globetrotters type show, Del can display how to end a rival's career with a swift calf kick, Crosbie can have a shoulderbarge competition with Distin and i'll block one of Baines' rocket free kicks with me face.
 
Gutted about this but we have to be realistic he had an injury which could have blown up and kept him out for months so we would of wasted millions on a player who could be out of loads of games. I know we're all like 'FFS typical Everton' lol but I know i'd rather we pulled the plug than get a player who could have fukt up knees (or whatever the problem was) Lets hope Moyes finds someone else that gets us excited and we do get him before transfer window shuts. (FFS we always leave it late)
 
Club have bid accpeted and don't tell fans = Everton are **** we're never told anything
Club have bid accpeted, tells fans and deal falls apart = Everton are ****, totally messed this up they shouldn't have told us
Club buys player against advice of medical staff and player breaks down = Everton are ****, wasted £8.6m on a player, we could have signed (insert numerous players)
Club refuses to complete deal based on medical examination = Everton are ****, we've all become doctors and know better then them poncy consultants, this is all a fake bid
Club buys player over installments = Everton are ****, paying for everything on the drip

Aside from the bad language, you're pretty much spot on with this post mate.
 

All reports said we didn't try to set a new price, just change the way it was paid, maintaining the drip structure but making a chunk appearance related.

Why would Twente then refuse to sell a perfectly healthy player on that basis?
 
imo this will be the final nail in the coffin for moyes at this club not the OS's fault we tried ****ing about with the deal sorry but for £8 mil in installments its a risk you take especially with the sky money increase coming in every year any other club can risk that on a yaya toure type prospect yet our board once again havent the balls to take a risk REMINDS ME OF WHEN WE FINISHED 4TH AND DIDNT INVEST.!
 

So here we are then. From being on the verge of signing an exciting international prospect for big money to squabbling over the validity of Davek and Brennan's analogies. Nil Satis eh lads?
 

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