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Dolorous Edd
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Club have bid accpeted and don't tell fans = Everton are **** we're never told anything
Club have bid accpeted, tells fans and deal falls apart = Everton are ****, totally messed this up they shouldn't have told us
Club buys player against advice of medical staff and player breaks down = Everton are ****, wasted £8.6m on a player, we could have signed (insert numerous players)
Club refuses to complete deal based on medical examination = Everton are ****, we've all become doctors and know better then them poncy consultants, this is all a fake bid
Club buys player over installments = Everton are ****, paying for everything on the drip
First and last points are bollocks, but the rest is pretty accurate.