Match Thread Liverpool vs Everton - Saturday 1st April

[matty1878]

So they've lost their best and most important midfielder in Lallana, their best player in Coutinho is out of form, they've lost their captain, their defence is an absolute shambles and they've been piss poor for months while we've been one of Europe's best teams in 2017.

We'll still lose it 5-0 with Klavan pocketing Lukaku and Mignolet not having a single thing to do.

And coutinho has never lost a derby.

It's ending one way this lads. Think il go away for the weekend lol

 

[dublinbluenose]

Injuries before the game? Yes
Key injury early on?
Concede from an early set piece first shot on target against run of play after decent start?
Player sent off and banned for 3 games?
Concede one or two more on the break with goal keeping error thrown in?
Not have a shot on target?

Let's see how many more of the usual Anfield Derby procession get ticked off.

Don't forget the reports of several blues pissing on Hillsborough memorial and waving copies of the s*n - with no actual photographic or video evidence of course, despite it being 2017.

 

[Librarian]

Eff off Everton

 

[Saint Domingo]

Only thing in our favour is it's not a night game. We can often bore out a good draw when we play them in a lunchtime kick off. To be honest that would be damaging for them. They need to win more than us do we should be making them force it. As usual though we'll come out like a bad version of Arsenal lite doing panenkas and drag backs across our own 6 yard line and just play right into their hands.

 

[Florin]

I was so hyped for the game until I came here to bask in pessimism.
Will make it easier to take the loss though















Toss, it's contagious

 

[jackyboy]

No Henderson and Lallana for them is massive. They are the type that would usually bully our lads.

Genuinely think if Schneiderlin plays we win.

 

[ianefc]

BBC 2 @10pm tonight

 

[malfosse]

I have us winning every derby, and this is no different.
1-3 to the mighty blues.

 

[Death]

Just imagine the April fools bantz.

 

[Groucho]

So is that Henderson deffo out?

 

[LEONARD]

Regardless of the result, I will be staggered, but pleasantly surprised, if we don't witness the following.

(1) Milner scores from the penalty spot
(2) We get someone sent off
(3) The ref adds an 'imaginary' 9 minutes injury time, if we are 1-0 up.

 

[Cork Evertonian]

We have to win at Anfield at some point.Why not this Saturday?This Liverpool team are nothing special.Im probably being the idiot here for getting my hopes up but i see no reason why we can't win at Anfield.I'll predict a score of 2-0 to Everton.

 

[Tigger]

We have to win at Anfield at some point.Why not this Saturday?This Liverpool team are nothing special.Im probably being the idiot here for getting my hopes up but i see no reason why we can't win at Anfield.I'll predict a score of 2-0 to Everton.

They have not been special at any point since we last beat them at the pit but it does not stop our plebs finding a way to meekly surrender and have our bellies tickled. I like Barry but feel if he plays we have no chance with him, Jags and Williams in the middle all with a turning circle of a large ferry.

 

[BigDuncis Blue]

Have watched some stomache aching games against the RS at Anfield the last 4-0 losses amongst the worst, but if we on Satrday and we might then it will be all the more sweeter

 

[moylee]

How far away is Besic? Made for him this game.