2021/22 Lucas Digne

[StuBarlow]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

The swooning over that 'kin washed up Frenchman.

Grown men weeping over a feller who's just mugged them off with a bit of insincere flannel.

Dave, have a lovely relaxing bath. Little lavender oil, maybe a lush bath bomb... soak it in. Your fave tunes playing on the Alexa...

Then chuck a toaster in there too.

Love ALL of GoT you WUM weapon x

 

[trueblue84]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

The swooning over that 'kin washed up Frenchman.

Grown men weeping over a feller who's just mugged them off with a bit of insincere flannel.

Almost as embarrassing as grown men performing self fellatio over a manager who has us 15th in the league, with a worse record than Mike walker, on the brink of a relegation fight, selling off our best assets for peanuts and replacing them with championship quality players.

 

[davek]

DCL liked it now. What’s your thoughts on DCL?

Another one who;s been taking the piss.

 

[matty1878]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

The swooning over that 'kin washed up Frenchman.

Grown men weeping over a feller who's just mugged them off with a bit of insincere flannel.

your so thick dave the sick joke of a manager is causing all the mess HIM

 

[Jebus_lives]

Another one who;s been taking the piss.

Definitely on the wind up.

 

[jinkyali]

lol lol lol

No, he was just on the pitch stinking it out and contributing to the defeats.

He didn't play tho. Cretinous.

 

[blue to the bone]

And still people take the dave bait.

 

[Baggzio]

James.

What a surprise.

As for Richarlison, he needs to get out of that treatment room he's got a season ticket for. He's another one who;s taken the piss out of the club.

Yeah sure get rid of everyone with an ounce of playing talent. Bring in more dogs like Rondon, play hoofball and still get hammered in every game but that's the players fault, on the odd occasion of a win though Benitez will blow his own trumpet about how well he planned everything out. Let's hope for a nice 7th or 8th place next year, can't be too ambitious but I really think the year after we'll definitely be able to challenge for the playoffs with Benitez still in charge. That's success after all, the Championship is the only trophy he's won in the past decade, the serial winner that he is.

 

[john jako]

Iwobinho liking it lol

 

[Connor]

Missing a serious trick if it’s not hanging in that away end.

Big one across the Gwladys I reckon

 

[Toff33Blues99]

Ha Ha Ha Ha.

The swooning over that 'kin washed up Frenchman.

Grown men weeping over a feller who's just mugged them off with a bit of insincere flannel.

Benitez is Spanish...oh wait you were referring to the Digne speech

 

[EFC_FRANCIS]

I just want 06-09 replayed on a loop over and over and over again forever. I couldn’t really even buy fully into Martinez tbh. Felt like a bubble about to burst any minute, and it did. Moyes’ Everton was my Everton.

06-09 was pure torture looking back. Best team we had for ten years and we will have for much longer. They bottled it at every turn, Sebastien Frey, Chelsea final, Chelsea league Cup semi. That team should have won which you can't say for anyone post martinez

 

[john jako]

Another one who;s been taking the piss.

Haha class you dave

 

[Thomasc]

And still people take the dave bait.

Because it’s not bait

He really is this vile and unhinged

 

[davek]

Nice statement by Digne with some predictable barbs. Good luck to the boy.

As for a couple of his mates liking his post on Instagram, that’s a massive non-event.

However much he loved us and however well he goes on to do for Villa, I firmly believe he’d hit his ceiling with us, so we get a decent fee and we look to the future.

It doesn’t always have to be drama, mates. Unless it’s @davek taking preemptive pot shots at the aforementioned Instagram mates just so he can claim he was against them even before they put their transfer requests in.

Never change, you maniacal orange.

Anyone who fell for that bit of Gallic flim-flam need their heads feeling. He doesn't gve a flying one about Everton. The club was just one more cash cow for him and his agent to milk.