If you put Lukaku in a pair of royal blue speedos and oiled him up then our boy potato/RomanReigns would idolise him.
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Lukaku - A Fond Farewell
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ijjysmith
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I know I would
Bungle
Player Valuation: £90m
An organisation that had a black man they called Koko B Ware, we need say no more.
They also had a black servant to a white millionaire, a white guy who dressed up as an inner-city 80s black man, a pimp, a black supremacy gang, an untamed savage from deepest Africa and a voodoo witch doctor.
Vince McMahon isn't just racist; he's the racist.
...I don't think that's a rocket science statement, Matey. We just have to get on with it. The skill is finding a new way of playing and the players to fit it.
Paul E
Player Valuation: £1m
Fair play. Still a valid point though!!
Pretty sure he's a striker
oh slow clap lad lol striker v striker... I said in response to someone 'best striker in 30 years but not best player'
sharkey1001
Player Valuation: £10m
The whole team was geared towards Lukaku - Koeman and Martinez realised that unless you get him in positions to score (which he is good at) then he is useless and we would be toothless.
I said before that Lineker or Cottee in their prime would have scored 35 goals for us last season the chances that were created.
I don't know any Evertonian that is even arsed he has gone. Yes, if we sold him and were left with a Kone-style replacement, but we have moved on. Lukaku will flop badly at Man U. Everton 2014-16 is about his level, Everton 2017-18 will be above his level. Flopped at a world cup and 2 euros, flopped against big teams, flopped (so so badly) in semi finals.
If you offered me a straight swap - Giroud and Sandro for Lukaku, I would take the former all day long. Never mind the fact the we can get the latter plus up to £70m as well.
I will take as much pleasure in watching "Mr 2nd touch is an opposition counter attack" as I did with Moyes. 2 snides. I give it until October before United fans turn en masse against him. The mouthy little rat.
Ever wonder why Barkley wants to leave? He gets criticised publicly by Koeman, who lets Ratulu Lukaku mouth off about "deciding to leave" and the clubs lack of ambition every other week. Why wasn't he fined, why wasn't he disciplined? Small time by Everton. Those last 4/5 games I would have had him at Finch Farm training on match days.
I said before that Lineker or Cottee in their prime would have scored 35 goals for us last season the chances that were created.
I don't know any Evertonian that is even arsed he has gone. Yes, if we sold him and were left with a Kone-style replacement, but we have moved on. Lukaku will flop badly at Man U. Everton 2014-16 is about his level, Everton 2017-18 will be above his level. Flopped at a world cup and 2 euros, flopped against big teams, flopped (so so badly) in semi finals.
If you offered me a straight swap - Giroud and Sandro for Lukaku, I would take the former all day long. Never mind the fact the we can get the latter plus up to £70m as well.
I will take as much pleasure in watching "Mr 2nd touch is an opposition counter attack" as I did with Moyes. 2 snides. I give it until October before United fans turn en masse against him. The mouthy little rat.
Ever wonder why Barkley wants to leave? He gets criticised publicly by Koeman, who lets Ratulu Lukaku mouth off about "deciding to leave" and the clubs lack of ambition every other week. Why wasn't he fined, why wasn't he disciplined? Small time by Everton. Those last 4/5 games I would have had him at Finch Farm training on match days.
Abraders
Player Valuation: £60m
I think I disagree with this entire post.
No chance he flops at united.
Gonna bag 20-30 again
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