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Lukaku. Yes or no

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HumbleWedbetters said:
How did the Bryson Delukaku do against Atalanta? Is he on another bulk or a cut this year?

Was talking to Jota in WHSmiths, he was buying an A4 pad, he said they were garbage, reckons he would bag 50 a season over there.
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Pedro this reads like the insane ramblings of someone high on oestrogen hamburgers and keto sniffing. It makes no sense
 
LouReedwalkonthewildside said:
Can't believe Lukaku's scoring record, absolute boss slotter wherever he goes.

166 games in all comps for us, goals scored 87.
96 games in all comps for Man U, goals scored 42.
And now doing it at Inter, 57 games in all comps, goals scored 41.

Then there's his goals for Belgium, games 87, goals 55!
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Sounds impressive.....Has he won a trophy yet?

Just had a check.... Nothing, scored the winner to secure a runners up medal in Europa cup final but never collected it. Blimey.... Goes to all that effort to secure the winner and doesn't collect his medal...... Apparently chelsea have got one for him from the super cup, he won that runners up medal for the team too..... Apparently he passed the ball back to the keeper from the penno spot to secure the runners up spot.

i dunno.... All these people saying he chokes in big games, he wins silver medals for fun!!!
 
HumbleWedbetters said:
Sounds impressive.....Has he won a trophy yet?

Just had a check.... Nothing, scored the winner to secure a runners up medal in Europa cup final but never collected it. Blimey.... Goes to all that effort to secure the winner and doesn't collect his medal...... Apparently chelsea have got one for him from the super cup, he won that runners up medal for the team too..... Apparently he passed the ball back to the keeper from the penno spot to secure the runners up spot.

i dunno.... All these people saying he chokes in big games, he wins silver medals for fun!!!
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Pedro I dunno buddy this makes it all sound like you are a few calories short of a healthy eating plan
 
orly said:
Pedro this reads like the insane ramblings of someone high on oestrogen hamburgers and keto sniffing. It makes no sense
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Just catching up lad.... How is the Italian league?

It's weird being an Everton fan, you tend to just watch premier league footy.

Romelu F.C on the other hand? Quite a journey innit, one minute you are eagerly egging on De bruyne to pass to him when he's up against the might of Estonia ..... Next thing you are hoping he doesn't overdo the carbs away to Vicenza and end up 2 stone overweight and ends up doing his swansong in the MLS playing for the kansas city scrotums.
 

HumbleWedbetters said:
Just catching up lad.... How is the Italian league?

It's weird being an Everton fan, you tend to just watch premier league footy.

Romelu F.C on the other hand? Quite a journey innit, one minute you are eagerly egging on De bruyne to pass to him when he's up against the might of Estonia ..... Next thing you are hoping he doesn't overdo the carbs away to Vicenza and end up 2 stone overweight and ends up doing his swansong in the MLS playing for the kansas city scrotums.
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He's scored 41 in 57 for Inter, Pedro. That's clearly very good and something for DCL to aspire to?
 
orly said:
Pedro I dunno buddy this makes it all sound like you are a few calories short of a healthy eating plan
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It's all good mate, you make sure you get some time away from the screen you crazy mobile typing machine...... Rom wouldn't want you like this.

Next thing you know you will be diluting your milk with water to get your 2 Weetabix in..... standing in the boys pen with holes in your shoes.

Did I just get Blue Bill and Super Skimmed Rom confused with their stories of humble beginnings? Looks like I did.
 
HumbleWedbetters said:
It's all good mate, you make sure you get some time away from the screen you crazy mobile typing machine...... Rom wouldn't want you like this.

Next thing you know you will be diluting your milk with water to get your 2 Weetabix in..... standing in the boys pen with holes in your shoes.

Did I just get Blue Bill and Super Skimmed Rom confused with their stories of humble beginnings? Looks like I did.
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But I eat normal cereals with full fat milk and sometimes pancakes on the weekend?
 
orly said:
He's scored 41 in 57 for Inter, Pedro. That's clearly very good and something for DCL to aspire to?
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DCL isn't aspiring to semi-retire yet.... Was talking to him before when he was doing extra practice .... Box jumping on top of double decker buses.

He said Cristiano gave him the heads up, his advice was to stick at the premier league until he can't hack it against the big boys. He reckons average players can look finished in the prem and look good in serie A.
 
HumbleWedbetters said:
DCL isn't aspiring to semi-retire yet.... Was talking to him before when he was doing extra practice .... Box jumping on top of double decker buses.

He said Cristiano gave him the heads up, his advice was to stick at the premier league until he can't hack it against the big boys. He reckons average players can look finished in the prem and look good in serie A.
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Oh I see.

Pedro quick question what is the sharpest object you are allowed to hold please?
 

orly said:
Ah helpful insight.

Who do you think will score more goals this season between DCL and Lukaku please?
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I had a chat with Rom about this in slimming world earlier on today .... He's put a few pound on, he said he was getting ready for the Euros and decided he needed an stone of muscle so went on holiday to the US with pogba, recorded a few Jay Z style videos and ate KFC whilst wearing basketball tops..... Hit his weight target and then the Euros was cancelled..... Roberto was cheesed off,

Anyway..... He's stopped comparing himself with players in a league that his last club moved him on from..... Apparently he's trying to go head to head with Diego Rossi from LA Galaxy ....
 
HumbleWedbetters said:
I had a chat with Rom about this in slimming world earlier on today .... He's put a few pound on, he said he was getting ready for the Euros and decided he needed an stone of muscle so went on holiday to the US with pogba, recorded a few Jay Z style videos and ate KFC whilst wearing basketball tops..... Hit his weight target and then the Euros was cancelled..... Roberto was cheesed off,

Anyway..... He's stopped comparing himself with players in a league that his last club moved him on from..... Apparently he's trying to go head to head with Diego Rossi from LA Galaxy ....
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You spoke to Jota, DCL and Lukaku all this week? That's really good.
 

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