Lukaku

[Baines' left foot]

PMSL

I am past caring now being honest.

If they stay, hurrah! if they leave, couldn't give a shiny one!

Past giving a toss about footballers and where they will be next plying their trade.

No mate. That's not how things work around here. We're going to talk about this for the next 100 pages and get to the bottom of this one way or another!

Lads, I'm reading the websites as we speak. Someone get on the papers and then we'll be all good.

 

[MartSlinger]

Best mates off on preseason tours saying 'see you soon' to eachother hahahaha. Christ. Media will use anything to make a story up.

 

[cjuk87]

Lets look at this logically,

Depay and Lukaku are mates.
Both are on preseason tours in different destinations.
Both live in the North West and most likely meet up as friends.
Both will soon be returning to the North West for the start of the new season.

Now it either means

A, See you soon, when we both return to our houses, we'll meet up and play fifa
B, Depay does all the transfer business for United and he's actually poached and signed Rom.

 

[Sylvain Dustbin]

breaking news: 2 childhood friends who recently moved to the same city are looking forward to meeting up

 

[Gracielid]

[Poor language removed].

He's leaving us

 

[when i score we riot]

There are many lovely things about social media.
There are many awful things about it as well.
I think how social media has been an excuse for making the most jarg journalism ever happen every day is the worst.

 

[PhilM]

I really expect better from the independent, this is the type of tosh reporting I expect to see in the wife's gossip celeb magazines.

The Independent is the broadsheet equivalent of a comic: once you ignore their 'intellectual' guise it's a pretty pathetic paper.

Back to the point at hand, this is one of the social media. People find answers in absolutely nothing as there must always be a 'clue'.

 

[Connor]

We won't even be able to field a team at this rate.

 

[TheFinnFan]

Hat trick came just in time to remind everybody how boss Rom actually is. Ffs.

* runs towards the unknown with tear in me eye and wind in me arse crack.

 

[Tubey]

Hat trick came just in time to remind everybody how boss Rom actually is. Ffs.

* runs towards the unknown with tear in me eye and wind in me arse crack.

Willing to let him go for £35m

 

[Ashtonian]

we are categorically not selling lukaku to manchester united.

end of conversation

 

[TheFinnFan]

Did I just got vaulted by Tubes.

*runs faster xx

 

[njligernj]

Again if United want him they will have to pay a price befitting of a young international player who is established in the prem with a 5 year contract. Hello circa 40 million. If they want to pay that then Rom is easily replaceable.

Easily replaceable?!?!?!? First off this rumour is absurd and I give it no credence whatsoever. I just take issue with the "easily replaceable" line. We'll have 40m ... fantastic ... 40m-rated strikers won't sign for Everton. The money is irrelevant ... we can't sign that level of player.

 

[Jacko93]

Lets look at this logically,

Depay and Lukaku are mates.
Both are on preseason tours in different destinations.
Both live in the North West and most likely meet up as friends.
Both will soon be returning to the North West for the start of the new season.

Now it either means

A, See you soon, when we both return to our houses, we'll meet up and play fifa
B, Depay does all the transfer business for United and he's actually poached and signed Rom.

Lukaku only came to us cause of Mirallas.

 

[toffeejack]

wouldn't take any notice tbh - if it was true depay wouldn't be broadcasting it like that.