Lukaku

[ianefc]

Someone on twitter saying out for 6-8 weeks, no idea if he is legit.

FFS that's like 1.2 PL goals we're gonna miss.

 

[Toffeelover]

I thought that was a Colombian cocaine factory!

 

[Toffeelover]

Another ham string, okay in a game but surely this should not be happening so often.

 

[deipnosophist]

I thought that was a Colombian cocaine factory!

...it amounts to the same thing i.e. you have to take @Moomin 's posts with a grain of salt/cocaine

 

[Toffeelover]

...it amounts to the same thing i.e. you have to take @Moomin 's posts with a grain of salt/cocaine

You mean one has to get a tube and get your nose down to the table like Lord Sewer!

 

[deipnosophist]

You mean one has to get a tube and get your nose down to the table like Lord Sewer!

...welcome to the London Underground...mind the gap, stand clear of the whores

 

[Carlito]

Hilarious the way the RS genuinely believe Benteke is better.

He's far better than our Emile.

 

[Moomin]

...it amounts to the same thing i.e. you have to take @Moomin 's posts with a grain of salt/cocaine

Sell Stones for 40 million, buy pure flake from Peru. Bring it back in the UK and bash it up a bit and we can expect a return in the region of 150 million, rinse and repeat and we will have a new stadium with top class players plus the people of the UK have top class beak.

Plus, when we get into the champions league we can fill the couch for the kits and equipment full of beak and distribute into mainland Europe.

 

[Toffeelover]

Sell Stones for 40 million, buy pure flake from Peru. Bring it back in the UK and bash it up a bit and we can expect a return in the region of 150 million, rinse and repeat and we will have a new stadium with top class players plus the people of the UK have top class beak.

Plus, when we get into the champions league we can fill the couch for the kits and equipment full of beak and distribute into mainland Europe.

You seem to be well versed in how to do all this????

 

[Moomin]

You seem to be well versed in how to do all this????

I've watched Scarface at least 3 times and Breaking Bad.

Don't think turning Finch Farm into a meth lab is the way forward.

 

[deipnosophist]

Sell Stones for 40 million, buy pure flake from Peru. Bring it back in the UK and bash it up a bit and we can expect a return in the region of 150 million, rinse and repeat and we will have a new stadium with top class players plus the people of the UK have top class beak.

Plus, when we get into the champions league we can fill the couch for the kits and equipment full of beak and distribute into mainland Europe.

...there are not enough reputation points that I can give this post...kudos

 

[Lukaku'sLeftTesticle]

I think that means Lukaku's slong hangs to the left.

Can confirm

 

[Sylvain Dustbin]

He's far better than our Emile.

based on what is he better?

 

[Carlito]

based on what is he better?

Slightly more goals and better at virtually everything else.

 

[Sylvain Dustbin]

Slightly more goals and better at virtually everything else.

but he doesn't? his goal to minute ratio has been worse than lukaku's every single year expect for last season when it was equal.
he also assist far less, only one season has he out done lukaku by one assist and that was the year he played double the minutes.
they're such similar players i don't see anything else he offer on field that lukaku doesnt? maybe a better first touch but if it doesn't lead to more goals for him or anyone else on the team i don't see how it makes him a better striker