Wow that's RAWKish to the max.
I'll have to try and beat it. Perhaps a rewriting of Bohemian Rhapsody to include Lukaku or something.
I'll start:
Is this the real life?
Is this just GOT?
Caught in a timewarp,
No escape from financial reality
Davek is right, Bill's lodging it overseas
He's not a poor boy, he's got a beachhouse in Taihiti
While we're left with no
options in attack,
No cov-er
at right back
Even Ferencvaros,
won't give up Momo Besic for free,
For free
Billo, just sign the man,
put the pen right in his hand,
cave to his agent's demands,
Billo, our season's almost begun,
And we need someone to put some goals away,
Billo, ooooohhh
Does Lukaku wanna sign?
If I look at this thread this time tomorrow,
Will we have Rom, or is Kone on?
Say it's not the latter