Make Everton Great Again

[Death]

Scouse Benjamin grabbing all these wools by the gee

 

[ste d' indica]

Coveferton.

 

[Death]

We can scout members from my research last year

 

[Lord Buckethead]

We can scout members from my research last year
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Where is the "I am the Biggliest" option, for those with really tiny ones like Trump?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

We can scout members from my research last year
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How would you scout those of us without phallus? ?

 

[Death]

How would you scout those of us without phallus? ?

Dare I make the 'how tight is your devils cave' poll thread.. thought about it for years.

@JimmyJeffers are you steaming enough to take on the mantle?

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Dare I make the 'how tight is your devils cave' poll thread.. thought about it for years.

@JimmyJeffers are you steaming enough to take on the mantle?

Devils cave, is that what you call it? Lol
I’m not sure if to feel bad for your fiancé, or for you if a devil’s cave is what you find down there

And who would do the poll is not like we have a great number of women at GOT as you lads seem to scare them away.

 

[Death]

Devils cave, is that what you call it? Lol
I’m not sure if to feel bad for your fiancé, or for you if a devil’s cave is what you find down there

And who would do the poll is not like we have a great number of women at GOT as you lads seem to scare them away.

Its metaphorical. But you knew that you absolute B word.

If we don't scare them away there's a lad with a dungeon on here that puts them away. We don't feel good bout it but its necessary.

 

[Sassy Colombian]

Its metaphorical. But you knew that you absolute B word.

If we don't scare them away there's a lad with a dungeon on here that puts them away. We don't feel good bout it but its necessary.

What B word?

Yeah, isn’t his name Carlos? lol We all know what happened to Maxine down in the dungeon

 

[mezzrow]

Every season or so, we gather on these forums to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, from one failed manager to the next

This season, however, has a very special meaning. Because this season, we are not merely transferring power from one manager to another, or from one formation to another – but we are transferring power from Goodison Park and Finch Farm and giving it back to you, the fans of Everton Football Club.

For too long, the small group of the Sky Six has reaped the rewards of the Premier League, while you the fans have suffered.

Chelsea bound Lukaku flourished – but Chelsea bought their success and did not earn it.

Footballers like James Rodrigues prospered – but you, our fans had to work triple shifts to pay for his yacht.

The True Blue Holdings establishment protected itself, but not you, our fans.

Their victories have not been your victories; their triumphs have not been your triumphs; and while they celebrated in their penthouses, there was little to celebrate for struggling families of Evertonians all across our land.

That all changes – starting right here, and right now, because this moment is your moment: it belongs to you.

It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across Liverpool and Columbia.

This is your day. This is your celebration.

And this, Everton Football Club, is your team.

You will never be ignored again.

Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams will define our Evertonian destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.

Together, we will make Everton strong again.

We will make Everton wealthy again.

We will make Everton proud again.

We will make Goodison Park a happy place again.

And, yes, together, we will 'Make Everton Great Again'.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless Everton.

MEGA COYB

 

[Bohemian Toffee]

Every season or so, we gather on these forums to carry out the orderly and peaceful transfer of power, from one failed manager to the next

This season, however, has a very special meaning. Because this season, we are not merely transferring power from one manager to another, or from one formation to another – but we are transferring power from Goodison Park and Finch Farm and giving it back to you, the fans of Everton Football Club.

For too long, the small group of the Sky Six has reaped the rewards of the Premier League, while you the fans have suffered.

Chelsea bound Lukaku flourished – but Chelsea bought their success and did not earn it.

Footballers like James Rodrigues prospered – but you, our fans had to work triple shifts to pay for his yacht.

The True Blue Holdings establishment protected itself, but not you, our fans.

Their victories have not been your victories; their triumphs have not been your triumphs; and while they celebrated in their penthouses, there was little to celebrate for struggling families of Evertonians all across our land.

That all changes – starting right here, and right now, because this moment is your moment: it belongs to you.

It belongs to everyone gathered here today and everyone watching all across Liverpool and Columbia.

This is your day. This is your celebration.

And this, Everton Football Club, is your team.

You will never be ignored again.

Your voice, your hopes, and your dreams will define our Evertonian destiny. And your courage and goodness and love will forever guide us along the way.

Together, we will make Everton strong again.

We will make Everton wealthy again.

We will make Everton proud again.

We will make Goodison Park a happy place again.

And, yes, together, we will 'Make Everton Great Again'.

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless Everton.

MEGA COYB

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Lad's, some worrying news has come to light. The seriously misguided everton goading heads have been deflecting from Benitez's unsustainable weekly wage demands.

Some of our weaker-minded brothers have fallen for the spin and have turned their angst upon Everton hero, James Rodriguez! Mums up and down the land are going to need extra detergent to clean the avalanche of pee-stained sheets once it sinks in that we are paying Benitez almost 300 grand a week!

All these attacks on James by losers. These are sick and demented people.

We will not let them prevail, together we will defeat the fake news and Make Everton Great Again.

 

[Nyhus]

Intriguing. ?

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

 

[Spadge Vernacular]

Poster of interest are those that the MEGA committee is in the process of identifying - those that pose a potential threat to our aims of making Everton great again.

The analysis is ongoing so identification can sit between two boundaries where analysis of that individual is incomplete.

Further analysis needed are noted as “--“

Definitive identifications are noted as “x”

Group 1 have been identified as Kopite interlopers

Group 2 are disgraceful demented WUMs

Group 3 are our feeble-minded brothers and need our help

Unknown entity is a category for those profiled as being Space Cadets.

Findings will be tabulated below.

Poster of interest	Group 1	Group 2	Group 3	Unknown entity
@Death	--	--
@miff	--	--
@MikeH72			--
@Kev50			--
@Frenk			--
@ProZ			--
@davek		--	--	--