Paul Rideout
Player Valuation: £40m
If you can sort this out Marcel the statue will now be solid gold.
Mate it will need to be a 10ft high platinum statue with blue bill (in brass - Curtesy of the Arteta money) on his knees praying to him. Diamonds for eyes (cubic zirconia for blue bill) with a real weave entwined, taken from the scalps of our enemies.
We’ll skin an albino Guinea pig for Bills ‘do’