Marcel Brands

[Efcjake]

Leaves it to the last minute to get the price down I think.

The internet fume won’t enter his mind.

He's left it this late because he couldn't get anyone to buy one of our players.

Poor planning and even worse execution.

Now we're scrambling for deadline day panic deals.

 

[ToffeeTim]

I remember when everybody was ecstatic to have him onboard.

That was only because he wasn't Steve Walsh. He's done just as poorly. The 3 year extension was an absolute joke and something I'll never understand.

Are our standards that low that you get 3 more years for spending hundreds of millions to be midtable?

 

[D410]

No New Stadium news to save him tonight

 

[davek]

Brands at Finch Farm right now....

 

[Goat]

Great job turning a flop like Kean into a 16million profit.

What a man.

Get that statue built.

 

[jayden28]

Abit crap this brands fella.

 

[Goat]

Abit crap this brands fella.

Turned the balance sheet around in 1 window.

We should be thankful.

 

[Frenk]

I had no idea who he was

Me neither. Some said he was like James Bond.

 

[MikeH72]

Leaves it to the last minute to get the price down I think.

The internet fume won’t enter his mind.

What about the fact that we’re going into the season with half a squad again, will that enter his mind?

 

[Goat]

HES LINING HIS NEXT 1 UP.

 

[Goat]

What about the fact that we’re going into the season with half a squad again, will that enter his mind?

Show me on the doll where we have half a squad?

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)
Andy Lonergan (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Jonjoe Kenny (HG)

Left Backs (2)
Lucas Digne
Niels Nkounkou (UA)

Centre Backs (5)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Jean-Philippe Gbamin
Gylfi Sigurðsson (HG)
Tom Davies (HG)
Fabian Delph (HG)

Wide Forwards (5)
Richarlison
James Rodríguez
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
Anthony Gordon (UA)

Strikers (3)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Cenk Tosun

 

[Zezti]

Right back

- out on the golf course

 

[wainy]

Remember when he joined and we all thought he’d be all over cheap South American prospects we could enjoy for a few years and sell on for big money. What did we get? Fabian Delph and the big man Rondon

 

[Thetigerblue]

Remember when he joined and we all thought he’d be all over cheap South American prospects we could enjoy for a few years and sell on for big money. What did we get? Fabian Delph and the big man Rondon

Rondon is because of Benitez (and btw, I can see why he wants him).

 

[jazzy]

Show me on the doll where we have half a squad?

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)
Andy Lonergan (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Jonjoe Kenny (HG)

Left Backs (2)
Lucas Digne
Niels Nkounkou (UA)

Centre Backs (5)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Jean-Philippe Gbamin
Gylfi Sigurðsson (HG)
Tom Davies (HG)
Fabian Delph (HG)

Wide Forwards (5)
Richarlison
James Rodríguez
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
Anthony Gordon (UA)

Strikers (3)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Cenk Tosun

For a start you listed 2 at RB but we only have Seamus. Even you must concede that we are in deep do do if JJK gets game.
At striker you have said 3 but only listed 2 names one of whom is Tosun who apart from being crap is injured.
But yeah you're right ...quality and well balanced squad that Marcel has produced.