Marcel Brands

[wainy]

Rondon is because of Benitez (and btw, I can see why he wants him).

Me too, he’s cheap.

 

[ToffeeTim]

Show me on the doll where we have half a squad?

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)
Andy Lonergan (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Jonjoe Kenny (HG)

Left Backs (2)
Lucas Digne
Niels Nkounkou (UA)

Centre Backs (5)
Yerry Mina
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG)
Jarrad Branthwaite (UA)

Midfield (7)
Allan
André Gomes
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Jean-Philippe Gbamin
Gylfi Sigurðsson (HG)
Tom Davies (HG)
Fabian Delph (HG)

Wide Forwards (5)
Richarlison
James Rodríguez
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
Anthony Gordon (UA)

Strikers (3)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG)
Cenk Tosun

The only thing I care about is right back, and it's a complete debacle at this stage. He should resign if he hasn't one signed by the end of the day. It's a long term issue, not a little mishap, or a bit of bad luck. The fact we haven't got one yet shows is he unable to do his job properly.

 

[Groucho]

What about the fact that we’re going into the season with half a squad again, will that enter his mind?

How do I know?

 

[Daytripper]

How do I know?

Then shut up

(runs away already too fat to actually run)

 

[ToffeeDevil]

OUT OUT OUT

or we'll never get a new RB. we'll play seamus until he's 50 and half bionic

 

[Groucho]

Then shut up

(runs away already too fat to actually run)

Someone laugh

 

[Daytripper]

Someone laugh

Well, at least it was said in jest I suppose ?

 

[Neiler]

For a start you listed 2 at RB but we only have Seamus. Even you must concede that we are in deep do do if JJK gets game.
At striker you have said 3 but only listed 2 names one of whom is Tosun who apart from being crap is injured.
But yeah you're right ...quality and well balanced squad that Marcel has produced.

Nkounkou out on loan by the looks of it too mate.

We like a challenge.

 

[Eggs]

The only thing I care about is right back, and it's a complete debacle at this stage. He should resign if he hasn't one signed by the end of the day. It's a long term issue, not a little mishap, or a bit of bad luck. The fact we haven't got one yet shows is he unable to do his job properly.

…an obscure RB might be on his way now and anyway, it’s not long until January, Tim.

 

[urquattro]

Show me on the doll where we have half a squad?

Goalkeepers (2)
Jordan Pickford (HG)
Asmir Begović (HG)
Andy Lonergan (HG)

Right Backs (2)
Séamus Coleman
Jonjoe Kenny (HG) Rubbish

Left Backs (2)
Lucas Digne
Niels Nkounkou (UA) Going on Loan

Centre Backs (5)
Yerry Mina Injured
Michael Keane (HG)
Mason Holgate (HG)
Ben Godfrey (HG) Injured or Self Isolating

Jarrad Branthwaite (UA) Going on Loan
Midfield (7)
Allan
André Gomes Going on loan
Abdoulaye Doucouré
Jean-Philippe Gbamin Perma injured
Gylfi Sigurðsson (HG) Don't know who this is.
Tom Davies (HG) Injured
Fabian Delph (HG) Injured

Wide Forwards (5)
Richarlison
James Rodríguez On Twitch with his Online muckas.
Andros Townsend (HG)
Demarai Gray (HG)
Alex Iwobi (HG)
Anthony Gordon (UA) Going on loan?.

Strikers (3)
Dominic Calvert-Lewin (HG) Injured
Cenk Tosun Injured

Thread bare.

 

[Goat]

At striker you have said 3 but only listed 2 names

Thanks for this.

 

[ToffeeTim]

…not long until January, Tim.

He's not renowned for using January windows is he

If Coleman gets an injury and we have to rely on kenny, then that is solely down to Brands and he should take responsibility. The correct thing to do would be resign for failing to fulfill his no.1 objective for the window - sign a right back.

 

[Eggs]

He's not renowned for using January windows is he

If Coleman gets an injury and we have to rely on kenny, then that is solely down to Brands and he should take responsibility. The correct thing to do would be resign for failing to fulfill his no.1 objective for the window - sign a right back.

….I wouldn’t concentrate on Brands, I think Benitez is very much calling the shots here.

 

[GedMoore]

Unbelievable he's still in a job, as big a failure as Walsh

 

[ToffeeTim]

….I wouldn’t concentrate on Brands, I think Benitez is very much calling the shots here.

And if you are correct, then that poses the question.... why do we employ a DOF?