Marco Silva Confirmed As New Everton Manager

[Goat]

Indeed, Dave.

Take his last three games at Hull.

The Tigers are out of the relegation zone.

Home to already relegated Sunderland.....away to Allardyce’s still endangered Palace....home to Spurs.

Lost all three.

By a combined aggregate of 13-1 (four of those goals conceded to an Allardyce team ).

And yet we have fellows on here able to put a positive slant on dem der stats

Or at the very least, willing to turn a blind eye to them

Of course we should be willing to turn a blind eye to them.

We should judge him on the job he does for Everton, his past no longer matters.

 

[aazak]

Brilliant bit by Watford fan on football365:

There’s something reminicent of secondary school romance in this whole Marco Silva to Everton debacle. Silva is the one that all the clubs think is really pretty, and Watford, bless them, never really had much luck with managers.

All of a sudden though, spotty Watford with questionable BO is going out with Marco Silva! How’ve they managed that? For a while, it seemed Watford and Marco were actually hitting it off. Then, rumours start going round that Marco only wanted to get with Watford so he could get close to their mate Everton (who’s got a six-pack and gets beer from their older brother).

Everton has been messaging Marco this whole time behind Watford’s back, which everyone else in school thinks is out of order. Catching wind of this, Watford gets all upset and breaks up with Marco, because ‘all the trust in the relationship is gone’. No-one will be friends with Marco now that he’s been caught out and he has to keep his head down for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, everyone is upset with Everton because they ‘snaked’ their mate Watford, and they end up single for over a month (which is a long time for them). It seems Everton just can’t stand being single though, and no-one can quite believe when they start going out with the ugly lad from three years above who always starts fights, Allardyce. There’s also a rumour that it was him who did the poo on the chaging room floors that time. Everton trudges along with Allardyce, even though deep down they know it’ll never last.

In the end though, Everton and Allardyce break up. Over summer when everyone’s away, they get with Marco after all. Come September no-one really bats an eyelid… except poor Watford, alone in the corner, wondering what might have been

Why don’t the pretty managers ever want to go out with the nice clubs?
Laurence, WFC

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Will be interesting to see how it pans out. There are two scenarios for me - he does well and stabs us in the back like he did at pretty much all his previous clubs, or he will get extra time if he is rubbish as he is Moshiri’s pick.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Of course we should be willing to turn a blind eye to them.

We should judge him on the job he does for Everton, his past no longer matters.

Your past matters a great deal - it is a great predictor for behaviour going forward

 

[COYBL25]

Brilliant bit by Watford fan on football365:

There’s something reminicent of secondary school romance in this whole Marco Silva to Everton debacle. Silva is the one that all the clubs think is really pretty, and Watford, bless them, never really had much luck with managers.

All of a sudden though, spotty Watford with questionable BO is going out with Marco Silva! How’ve they managed that? For a while, it seemed Watford and Marco were actually hitting it off. Then, rumours start going round that Marco only wanted to get with Watford so he could get close to their mate Everton (who’s got a six-pack and gets beer from their older brother).

Everton has been messaging Marco this whole time behind Watford’s back, which everyone else in school thinks is out of order. Catching wind of this, Watford gets all upset and breaks up with Marco, because ‘all the trust in the relationship is gone’. No-one will be friends with Marco now that he’s been caught out and he has to keep his head down for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, everyone is upset with Everton because they ‘snaked’ their mate Watford, and they end up single for over a month (which is a long time for them). It seems Everton just can’t stand being single though, and no-one can quite believe when they start going out with the ugly lad from three years above who always starts fights, Allardyce. There’s also a rumour that it was him who did the poo on the chaging room floors that time. Everton trudges along with Allardyce, even though deep down they know it’ll never last.

In the end though, Everton and Allardyce break up. Over summer when everyone’s away, they get with Marco after all. Come September no-one really bats an eyelid… except poor Watford, alone in the corner, wondering what might have been

Why don’t the pretty managers ever want to go out with the nice clubs?
Laurence, WFC

He`s weirdly talking about his own miserable life there, but using footy managers to represent himself.

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

Brilliant bit by Watford fan on football365:

There’s something reminicent of secondary school romance in this whole Marco Silva to Everton debacle. Silva is the one that all the clubs think is really pretty, and Watford, bless them, never really had much luck with managers.

All of a sudden though, spotty Watford with questionable BO is going out with Marco Silva! How’ve they managed that? For a while, it seemed Watford and Marco were actually hitting it off. Then, rumours start going round that Marco only wanted to get with Watford so he could get close to their mate Everton (who’s got a six-pack and gets beer from their older brother).

Everton has been messaging Marco this whole time behind Watford’s back, which everyone else in school thinks is out of order. Catching wind of this, Watford gets all upset and breaks up with Marco, because ‘all the trust in the relationship is gone’. No-one will be friends with Marco now that he’s been caught out and he has to keep his head down for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, everyone is upset with Everton because they ‘snaked’ their mate Watford, and they end up single for over a month (which is a long time for them). It seems Everton just can’t stand being single though, and no-one can quite believe when they start going out with the ugly lad from three years above who always starts fights, Allardyce. There’s also a rumour that it was him who did the poo on the chaging room floors that time. Everton trudges along with Allardyce, even though deep down they know it’ll never last.

In the end though, Everton and Allardyce break up. Over summer when everyone’s away, they get with Marco after all. Come September no-one really bats an eyelid… except poor Watford, alone in the corner, wondering what might have been

Why don’t the pretty managers ever want to go out with the nice clubs?
Laurence, WFC

Brilliant bit by Watford fan on football365:

There’s something reminicent of secondary school romance in this whole Marco Silva to Everton debacle. Silva is the one that all the clubs think is really pretty, and Watford, bless them, never really had much luck with managers.

All of a sudden though, spotty Watford with questionable BO is going out with Marco Silva! How’ve they managed that? For a while, it seemed Watford and Marco were actually hitting it off. Then, rumours start going round that Marco only wanted to get with Watford so he could get close to their mate Everton (who’s got a six-pack and gets beer from their older brother).

Everton has been messaging Marco this whole time behind Watford’s back, which everyone else in school thinks is out of order. Catching wind of this, Watford gets all upset and breaks up with Marco, because ‘all the trust in the relationship is gone’. No-one will be friends with Marco now that he’s been caught out and he has to keep his head down for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, everyone is upset with Everton because they ‘snaked’ their mate Watford, and they end up single for over a month (which is a long time for them). It seems Everton just can’t stand being single though, and no-one can quite believe when they start going out with the ugly lad from three years above who always starts fights, Allardyce. There’s also a rumour that it was him who did the poo on the chaging room floors that time. Everton trudges along with Allardyce, even though deep down they know it’ll never last.

In the end though, Everton and Allardyce break up. Over summer when everyone’s away, they get with Marco after all. Come September no-one really bats an eyelid… except poor Watford, alone in the corner, wondering what might have been

Why don’t the pretty managers ever want to go out with the nice clubs?
Laurence, WFC

Comedy gold!

 

[GwladysBlue]

When does he face the media?

 

[Jamiednm]

If he turns up in a blue pulley, calls people 'young man', exudes arrogance and backs it up with beautiful Football, I'll be fully behind him.

 

[verreauxi]

Welcome?

 

[gaino92]

When does he face the media?

Monday afternoon

 

[Stan Lee Park]

Can't get excited about Silva based on his track record and his seemingly short attention span.
But then I wasn't very keen on Kendall's appointment at the time.

 

[Jreverton1]

Can't get excited about Silva based on his track record and his seemingly short attention span.
But then I wasn't very keen on Kendall's appointment at the time.

To remember the glory days would be brilliant. I was 3 years old when we won the league in '85 and have no recollection of that or the wins thereafter until '95. It's been mainly grim ever since. Are we that bad, have we done something wrong to be such a poisoned chalice?

 

[Blues Harp]

Can't get excited about Silva based on his track record and his seemingly short attention span.
But then I wasn't very keen on Kendall's appointment at the time.

After Lee? behave will ya... lollol

 

[Blues Harp]

To remember the glory days would be brilliant. I was 3 years old when we won the league in '85 and have no recollection of that or the wins thereafter until '95. It's been mainly grim ever since. Are we that bad, have we done something wrong to be such a poisoned chalice?

His name is Kenwright....lollollol

 

[Toffeelover]

Brilliant bit by Watford fan on football365:

There’s something reminicent of secondary school romance in this whole Marco Silva to Everton debacle. Silva is the one that all the clubs think is really pretty, and Watford, bless them, never really had much luck with managers.

All of a sudden though, spotty Watford with questionable BO is going out with Marco Silva! How’ve they managed that? For a while, it seemed Watford and Marco were actually hitting it off. Then, rumours start going round that Marco only wanted to get with Watford so he could get close to their mate Everton (who’s got a six-pack and gets beer from their older brother).

Everton has been messaging Marco this whole time behind Watford’s back, which everyone else in school thinks is out of order. Catching wind of this, Watford gets all upset and breaks up with Marco, because ‘all the trust in the relationship is gone’. No-one will be friends with Marco now that he’s been caught out and he has to keep his head down for the rest of the year.

Meanwhile, everyone is upset with Everton because they ‘snaked’ their mate Watford, and they end up single for over a month (which is a long time for them). It seems Everton just can’t stand being single though, and no-one can quite believe when they start going out with the ugly lad from three years above who always starts fights, Allardyce. There’s also a rumour that it was him who did the poo on the chaging room floors that time. Everton trudges along with Allardyce, even though deep down they know it’ll never last.

In the end though, Everton and Allardyce break up. Over summer when everyone’s away, they get with Marco after all. Come September no-one really bats an eyelid… except poor Watford, alone in the corner, wondering what might have been

Why don’t the pretty managers ever want to go out with the nice clubs?
Laurence, WFC

What a load of cobblers.