That as may be, but the truth is that I don't actually commit sex crimes, but you are actually follically challenged in your cranium, so I win I guess?
Anyway, shall we get back on topic before the fuzz come in here and throw around infractions?
Ive been going bald for 25 years Mikey, its something I accepted a long time ago.
But yes, lets keep on topic.
Im honestly curious how you would have sacked him humanly?