Great shoes though !!
He was a handsome bloke to be fair
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Great shoes though !!
Remember the way he used to stand on the edge of the technical area arms folded for the full 90 minutes to try and look like he was studiously examining the game? When in reality this was happening inside his head
He was a handsome bloke to be fair
He was standing and thinking "God, i never did the dishes, my missus is gonna leather me everywhere"
The ripe plum
I actually don't hate Martinez that much, I'm just here for the Dave fume
Not a far comparison though is it Dave?
You've put together 3 seasons of work against less than one whole season
Martinez crashed us out of the cups at the first time of asking in his second season and almost got us relegated, how come that didn't make it into your sample?
Dave wanted us all to follow Martinez, down to The Championship
What Dave has never been prepared to admit to himself is that his man-crush, and the man who really "Got Everton", would have left us the second he relegated us. If you had gone to Martinez and offered him the FA Cup but for us also to have gone down, he would have bitten your arm off and then left us high and dry whilst he took a new job, just like he did at Wigan
He was a managerial locust
About as fair as dismissing a points record breaking manager who has a very decent CV as 'a fraud', perhaps.
i also remember every time there was a set piece he would be straight back to his seat whilst graeme jones would make his touchline appearance, waving his arms around frantically to try and make it look like he knew what he was doing.Remember the way he used to stand on the edge of the technical area arms folded for the full 90 minutes to try and look like he was studiously examining the game? When in reality this was happening inside his head
Yeah, I wouldn't call him a fraud
I'm fine with calling him a locust though
He enters a club/team, drains it and then moves on leaving it weaker, all the while saying he did a great job and pointing to the one or two good things he did whilst there
Maybe Swansea is the only exception, and even that's debatable
I don't hate Martinez
I don't rate him that much as a manager either though
Good cup manager, little more really
I think history backs that up
Had a couple of good cup runs with Wigan and Everton, including winning it once, but outside of one season in 13/14, every Premier League campaign he took part in was utter rubbish, including relegating Wigan and almost relegating Everton at one point
But yeah, I have no real hatred for him, I just found him severely wanting as a manager and felt his Everton side of the past two seasons were utter pants outside of a handful of good performances
It was getting painful going to Goodison near the end, so crap were his tactics and team selections
Resurrected a whole football organisation from the doldrums and facing oblivion and practically single-handedly places them in the PL by laying down a method of playing that stuck for years after he left. Yes, I think you could say that was value added.
Oh, and handing the Dog & Duck their one and only major football trophy in their history by beating Everton and the all-conquering billion quid assembled Man City along the way. That's maybe another in the plus column, eh?
And giving us our best season of football and results since we won the title last 30 years ago. Yep, I'd just about squeeze that in the 'good things' department too.
Admittedly, its not getting us to 7th place and ending our season by the first week in January class.
"Stable"?They were a stable Premier League team went he went in there and they haven't been back since he relegated them
The fact he chickened out of trying to get them back up says everything
As a matter of courtesy he should have stuck around and tried to get them promoted again
More proof that had he taken us down, he wouldn't have been able to get out of the door quick enough