Martinez new Belgium head coach

[Skamp]

A list of Martinez's failures:

Resurrects Swansea Football Club

Took them from league one to Championship; hardly Lazarus material. By your reckoning then, Brendan Rodgers must be an elite manager as he took Swansea up to the prem, almost delivered the title to Liverpool, and is breaking all records north of border.....

 

[goodisonopheliac]

He alawys had a face like a bag of chisels, tbf.

You take that back.

Btw is there any confirmation that Belgium's success was all down to Henry, or is it just speculation?

 

[JobForTheMoyes]

I think a lot of Belgium's success should be credited to King Leopold I for leading Belgium to independence back in 1830.

But you failed to give proper credit to his trusted number two, Field Marshal Poirot...

 

[Goat]

@davek

The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

 

[davek]

@davek

The rats are leaving the sinking ship.

Ha Ha Ha.

You'll have to do better than that to bring down our WC hero.

 

[Goat]

Ha Ha Ha.

You'll have to do better than that to bring down our WC hero.

Dave all his mates have bailed.

 

[deipnosophist]

When I saw this thread being bumped I immediately thought to myself "aha!... @davek 's back!"
Welcome back mate...you've been away on holiday? Anywhere nice?

 

[davek]

Dave all his mates have bailed.

Such as?

Martinez has herded cats for 18 months at Belgium getting those fannies into a team unit.

WC SF and breaking Belgian managerial records for unbeaten run/wins/goal scoring - a bit of respect is due here.

 

[davek]

When I saw this thread being bumped I immediately thought to myself "aha!... @davek 's back!"
Welcome back mate...you've been away on holiday? Anywhere nice?

Belgium.

 

[Goat]

Such as?

Martinez has herded cats for 18 months at Belgium getting those fannies into a team unit.

WC SF and breaking Belgian managerial records for unbeaten run/wins/goal scoring - a bit of respect is due here.

Cant wait for him to return to club management, need weekly reasons to laugh.

 

[deipnosophist]

Belgium.

Of course!!! lol

 

[deipnosophist]

Cant wait for him to return to club management, need weekly reasons to laugh.

...we've already got everton... (albeit an oftentime sardonic laugh)

 

[davek]

Cant wait for him to return to club management, need weekly reasons to laugh.

The truth is that you fear Roberto...just like you and others did when he was a win against France away from lifting the World Cup. The stench of faeces on this thread was overwhelming as you lot filled your pants with brown stuff.

 

[deipnosophist]

The truth is that you fear Roberto...just like you and others did when he was a win against France away from lifting the World Cup. The stench of faeces on this thread was overwhelming as you lot filled your pants with brown stuff.

@ProZ likes this

 

[Goat]

The truth is that you fear Roberto...just like you and others did when he was a win against France away from lifting the World Cup. The stench of faeces on this thread was overwhelming as you lot filled your pants with brown stuff.

I was scared after that Brazil game Dave.

But thankfully he went full Martinez after that.