One thing's for certain: you're more Jeff Davis than 'Honest' Abe Lincoln.
Lincoln liked to garner all the facts before making any public statements and then use them to make a clear and reasoned argument in favour of a particular policy, whereas you're more like one of those demagogues (choose any one, there's plenty still around) who continually state half-truths, untruths, rumours and conjecture as facts, hoping to persuade by bluster and repetition, often, like you, in entertaining ways that are guaranteed to grab the headlines.
Here's one example:
No-one denies that Roberto did very well at Swansea when they were in the lower divisions. They were the leagues that Bobby came from and where he probably belongs. You, however and rather like the 'maestro' himself, can't resist a bit of exaggeration: 'dead and buried as a club', whereas, as I'm sure you know, the truth is that the previous manager, Kenny Jackett, got them promoted from Div 2 in his 1st full season in charge, and reached the Div 1 play-offs in his 2nd where they lost in the final. That alone debunks your statement but, and as a lover of cup runs I'm sure you appreciate this, he also managed to win the Welsh Cup and the Football League Trophy. He resigned the following season, paving the way for 'our Bobby' to build on his successes - which he did, just as Rogers built on Roberto's achievements.
One other technique regularly employed by yourself, and beloved by political spin doctors, is to deflect away from any inconvenient truths by picking up on any slight mistake or exaggeration by their opponent and ignoring the rest of what they say, so I've deliberately slipped one in above for you and put it bold type.