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Martinez new Belgium head coach
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The absolute state of this lol
I suppose it was the 4-0 at Anfield that swayed the Barca head hunters.
Saint Domingo
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‘Despite our group stage exit, we feel we are in a phenomenal moment of taking in information and developing as a group. Lionel is a phenomenal talent with real maturity and he is enjoying his football every day on the training ground he is taking in new information and we are working hard to give our phenomenal fans the success we want them to have so that next season we can go away to these grounds and face them eye to eye.
At least he's proved he's ready for the job. Getting smashed 4-0 by the RS is his trademark.
Saint Domingo
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Joel and Alcaraz can’t believe their luck they’re going to be playing for Barca.
MarkHollis
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We now realise the error of our ways and humble ourselves before the one true God, Dave.
orly
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He's not getting the Barca job. And he was never getting the Real one either. He desperately wants back into club management and is making sure his name is linked with the vacancies at any known club. Even saw him connected with Celtic not long ago FFS, he'd seriously have people think he'd go to that pub league just to make sure people haven't forgotten his name.
They'll ask Luis Enrique back or failing that maybe give Xavi a call now he's hung them up.
They'll ask Luis Enrique back or failing that maybe give Xavi a call now he's hung them up.
toffee-L
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Martinez always seems to land on his feet, how he got the Belgium job after leaving a nuclear winter behind at us still has me perplexed.
Still, I find this unlikely given that the following statement will have had to be made in a Barcelona board meeting:
Barca president: "gentlemen, we have just been trounced 4-0 by La Roja Mierda, therefore I propose we appoint Roberto Martinez. A result as shameful as this cannot possibly occur under his skilled management and tactical nous (only if you ignore the fact that it's happened twice already and in one of those games, Lucas Leiva was effectively playing upfront).
Such is this man's skill at man management and cone laying, the fact that his experience at club level does not extend beyond Tom Cleverly and Arouna Kone will not be a problem, Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez will adapt to his methods almost immediately.
He will lead us to glory, namely our domestic cup! (although we will have to accept that the rigours of pursuing this competition will negatively impact on our league performance and we will be relegated in the same season)."
Still, I find this unlikely given that the following statement will have had to be made in a Barcelona board meeting:
Barca president: "gentlemen, we have just been trounced 4-0 by La Roja Mierda, therefore I propose we appoint Roberto Martinez. A result as shameful as this cannot possibly occur under his skilled management and tactical nous (only if you ignore the fact that it's happened twice already and in one of those games, Lucas Leiva was effectively playing upfront).
Such is this man's skill at man management and cone laying, the fact that his experience at club level does not extend beyond Tom Cleverly and Arouna Kone will not be a problem, Lionel Messi and Luis Suarez will adapt to his methods almost immediately.
He will lead us to glory, namely our domestic cup! (although we will have to accept that the rigours of pursuing this competition will negatively impact on our league performance and we will be relegated in the same season)."
USABlue
Player Valuation: £70m
Still find it funny how everyone brings up him getting relegated with Wigan as if keeping them in the prem for 3 years prior to that isnt an accomplishment for Wigan (as you can see what's happened to them since he left). Not to mention winning a trophy. He'll do fine with talented players
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