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Messymascot's faith in humanity and ginger safe haven
- Thread starter messymascot
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peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
As long as you’re not in the third row from the front…..
Esae her in gently you cad.
Good morning all on this sunny day with clear skies here in Hyvinkää . I hope all are well and had a good night's sleep . Not much happening on the Everton front ,could Sean be the elixir for Ali's ills ,wil his hard line be the thing to bring him back from the brink? Have a great day all.COYB
Oh dear. Val has only been popping in for a couple of days and this happens. Poor old Fred can't help himself.
Morning everyone,
More thunderstorms overnight and still raining now .
Fred said he was having a long drinking session yesterday afternoon and evening and it looks like he was true to his word lol.
Moved all my CDs yesterday and of course put them back into alphabetical order , yes I'm that sort of guy if you didn't know already.
Mrs J found a young seagull injured on the driveway a couple of days ago and used Rosie's training cage to nurse it. The thing absolutely stank and eventually I persuaded Mrs J to take it to a rescue centre. She agreed but the rescue centre ended up being some nutty old woman in West Derby who refused to allow her to drop the bird off at her home and insisted on a meet at the Jolly Miller car park.
Must have looked like some sort of drugs handover . Good job the little old lady trundled away with the bird in a shopping trolley!
Have a lovely day everyone.
More thunderstorms overnight and still raining now .
Fred said he was having a long drinking session yesterday afternoon and evening and it looks like he was true to his word lol.
Moved all my CDs yesterday and of course put them back into alphabetical order , yes I'm that sort of guy if you didn't know already.
Mrs J found a young seagull injured on the driveway a couple of days ago and used Rosie's training cage to nurse it. The thing absolutely stank and eventually I persuaded Mrs J to take it to a rescue centre. She agreed but the rescue centre ended up being some nutty old woman in West Derby who refused to allow her to drop the bird off at her home and insisted on a meet at the Jolly Miller car park.
Must have looked like some sort of drugs handover . Good job the little old lady trundled away with the bird in a shopping trolley!
Have a lovely day everyone.
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
I think you'll find it's spelt "I say" Blue
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
In my defence I think I was in double figures by that stage.
I don't even recall typing that.
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Hope you don't mind my saying but zi think you're bring very bold there mate.
@Val P I feel that I should add some historical context to Fred's comment.
For some time it has been a running joke for Fred to ascertain the colour of knickers in all girls schools. I'm sure @anjelikaferrett and @Gwladysover will confirm that it is all good innocent fun .
Fred is actually the kindest , funniest person you might wish to "meet" on here. Mind you I might revise that opinion after we've actually met for lunch on Thursday!
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Yeah I know , I have no idea why that message appeared in bold. You may be surprised to know that I do know how to change text and I didn't do anything different, honest guv!Hope you don't mind my saying but zi think you're bring very bold there mate.
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
I concur Val. I apologise sincerely if I have caused offence. Can I assure you that my intentions were most honourable. At least I never asked for any pics
Barnfred 55
Player Valuation: £80m
Just for the record can I add that I think I'm still a little bit pissed. So it nay be best if I stopped posting for an hour or two.
Good morning all. How's the head @Barnfred 55 ? I hope it's a quiet day for you today. @blue1948 if Dyche can get Dele Alli back to anything like he could then he deserves a knighthood and we will have a decent player.
Love the seagull story @jazzy. Mrs J is a very kind soul.
And now to the brown knickers. @Val P . @Gwladysover and I discovered that we both went to all girls schools with predominantly brown uniforms including the aforementioned brown knickers. My school, a convent, insisted on those ones that seemed to be made out of thick felt, and the nuns used to do knicker inspections to check you had the correct ones on. I think you got a de-merit point if your pants did not comply! Hence the conversation.
Love the seagull story @jazzy. Mrs J is a very kind soul.
And now to the brown knickers. @Val P . @Gwladysover and I discovered that we both went to all girls schools with predominantly brown uniforms including the aforementioned brown knickers. My school, a convent, insisted on those ones that seemed to be made out of thick felt, and the nuns used to do knicker inspections to check you had the correct ones on. I think you got a de-merit point if your pants did not comply! Hence the conversation.