Consider yourself hired! My daughter usually gives forthright opinions. I remember taking her into a changing room when she was about 4. I tried something on and said "Does Mummy look nice?' Her response 'No Mummy, you look like poo'. She was right too
I love Redcar. It has the fading grandeur of a down on its luck Victorian seaside town. The buildings along the seafront are beautiful but a bit shabby now. The closure of the steelworks a few years ago killed the town. Also the film Atonement was partly filmed in Redcar.