Scouse and Irish humour can be certainly dark and near the knuckle at times. Everything is fair game really.
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Does your Sis include the OBE bit on forms and whatnot? What even is the done thing?
Not easy raising kids on your own. Fair play mate.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
A mate in Liverpool bought his mum a Mother’s Day present. I asked why he only spent £3 on it. He said “that’s all she had in her purse”…..I’ll get my coat…..
Val P
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The best tzatziki is always homemade
Gwladysover
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Flowers in our local churchyard are looking lovely in the Spring sunshine.
peteblue
Welcome back Wayne
They really are. I think I’ve said before that I keep a piece of ground just to see what comes up each year. Every year is different but magical in its own way. Unfortunately one set of gardeners ruined it for a year or two, but the new guy has a similar opinion to myself……
I walk in our Graveyard everyday. Well that’s a lie but apart from days out and work. It’s beautiful in morning light, but in the evening it’s a community hub with easy chat to other visitors. Vibrant really. Strange post I know but small community and it all makes sense.
Good morning all n this lovely morning here ,just a dust of snow after +17° yesterday ! I hope all are well and had a good night ,of all my years I have never felt this indifferent toward the result despite knowing that a win is important for at least two reasons ,safety and more money to spend .It must be the years of trauma we have endured making this some kind of restful moment before the euphoria of BMD . It would be nice to get a win just so Mosey can chalk that off ,I think a win will see him at the new ground for a visit . It was a shock in a way to see De Bruyne is to leave for a big payday ! So help me what has he been getting as the highest paid player ? 385,000 per week and he is "hoping " for a "big " payday in the Middle East . Meanwhile the people of Ukraine ,Mayanmar and Palestine to mention just a few ,suffer starvation . Have a great day all COYB.
Gwladysover
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My brother has a patch at the bottom of his garden like that. The violets have been exceptional this year, never seen so many.
Gwladysover
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I walk through the churchyard quite often and it’s lovely to see the different flowers with the changing of the seasons, already the keck and cuckoo pint (some may know them as cow parsley and lords and ladies) are coming through. It’s strangely peaceful even though it’s next to a fairly busy road.
When Adam was a lad Anfield cemetery was a botanical masterpiece ,all trees and bushes named ,the same with Walton park .They had teams of gardeners half employed in chasing me off the grass or out of the trees . Anfield cemo was very peaceful and quite scary at night more so if there had been a grave redied for the next day
Val P
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Looks much better than mine at Goodison- cheese and onion pie and a Guinness 0 in the fanzone
Ah but next season it will be luxury fare Val, triple cooked chips with Anglesey Sea Salt , twice distilled cider vinegar , all eaten with a posh fork and twice the priceLooks much better than mine at Goodison- cheese and onion pie and a Guinness 0 in the fanzone
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