2018/19 Michael Keane

[deipnosophist]

Snail Keane, Tubby Ashley and Capt Jags are not a trio of names to fill me with CB confidence. Yes, yes, I know Capt Jags makes up for diminishing pace with his indomitable captaincy skills (and his new slip ons should only enhance these), but all in all, you can see why Jordan's itching for a transfer.

 

[sageyefc]

Get lost

 

[KaiserEFC]

Ansolutely embarrassing us buying this excuse for a footballer

 

[wainy]

I know it's only a friendly like, but by God this lad is awful.

 

[GrumpyBlue]

Funny how this kid looked a class act when he was coached properly at Burnley by Dyche.

Make of that what you will but lets not destroy him yet eh.

 

[orly]

Funny how this kid looked a class act when he was coached properly at Burnley by Dyche.

Make of that what you will but lets not destroy him yet eh.

He is one game away from crush.

The plot thickens

 

[d4kyxx]

United released him

That was more than enough for me to say 25/30m? No chance

But Everton have a love for former players released and no longer wanted at big clubs. They still haven’t released it rarely works

 

[Coggy]

I actually thought he did okay tonight

 

[ProZ]

@sageyefc fill me in I was hinding under my covers after 1-0.

What did our favourite CB do wrong

 

[diggerdestroyer]

Holgate, maybe Jags for a bit. Personalities matter a bit back there. Silva has to have CBs that can pass and help spring our attack that the majority of time will be down the sides via the outside backs. Think you gotta give Holgate a shot.

Jags for a bit? We were saying that 3 years ago. He is finished. Done. Ended. Not a minute more. Center of us getting hammered 3 or 4 nil last 3 years. A marshmallow powerpuff player.

 

[sageyefc]

@sageyefc fill me in I was hinding under my covers after 1-0.

What did our favourite CB do wrong

He's a big useless uncoordinated gammon head

 

[Coggy]

United released him

That was more than enough for me to say 25/30m? No chance

But Everton have a love for former players released and no longer wanted at big clubs. They still haven’t released it rarely works

What , like Jags and Baines ?

 

[Simon baker]

Funny how this kid looked a class act when he was coached properly at Burnley by Dyche.

Make of that what you will but lets not destroy him yet eh.

Seriously watch him he has so many flaws it really difficult to see how anyone can even justify him in the squad. Worst centre half at the club by a mile

 

[ProZ]

He's a big useless uncoordinated gammon head

Good roundup of his performance, I pretty much guessed your reply word for word.

 

[kenada_blue]

Funny how this kid looked a class act when he was coached properly at Burnley by Dyche.

Make of that what you will but lets not destroy him yet eh.

Funny how the lad Burnley replaced him with almsot went to the World Cup and he didn't.

Some players fit certain teams. Keane fits Burnley. Not us.