2021/22 Michael Keane

[Saint Domingo]

He can fight pretty much all of you fat scruffs, neck a much higher class of girl and bench more than your 1RM as a set of ten. For warm up.

I doubt he can fight anything except his own centreback partner when there’s a looping high ball or long diagonal

 

[lancs blue]

He's just be on talk sport saying how he stopped kane from scoring on Mon night

A cracking defender we have

 

[chicoazul]

What's his job?

Making thick Ev dars feel insecure.

 

[nsno-chris]

You’re all much worse at your jobs than Michael Keane so pipeth the f down.

I’m on an Everton forum at 2pm on a Friday afternoon, I’m still more productive than that useless ferret lover

 

[DualityNSNO]

He can fight pretty much all of you fat scruffs, neck a much higher class of girl and bench more than your 1RM as a set of ten. For warm up.

I think its hilarious u kids talking [Poor language removed] about Michael Keane. u wouldn't say this [Poor language removed] to him in person, he's jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Y'all are pathetic lol

 

[Runub]

So Lampard reports that Keane was sick Monday but played anyway. Credit to the lad and that explains the dodgy performance. Good news is he is now feeling much better and will be available Sunday

 

[GrandOldTeam]

I think Lampard is trying to protect him and rightly so really. I don't think he's ill to the extent to explain his recent performances.

If he's telling the truth, then it's really poor management. Don't play ill players when you have Branthwaite on the bench.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

So Lampard reports that Keane was sick Monday but played anyway. Credit to the lad and that explains the dodgy performance. Good news is he is now feeling much better and will be available Sunday

I heard that too.

Can't wait for Sunday now that I know Keane is fine...

 

[Runub]

I heard that too.

Can't wait for Sunday now that I know Keane is fine...

Yeah...Unless he has been sick for about two years you will know what to expect

 

[MikeH72]

He can fight pretty much all of you fat scruffs, neck a much higher class of girl and bench more than your 1RM as a set of ten. For warm up.

Absolutely guarantee he wets himself when a bird looks at him and has to use the safeties to lift 10kg on the smith machine.

 

[Dixieslaces]

I’m on an Everton forum at 2pm on a Friday afternoon, I’m still more productive than that useless ferret lover

#metoo

 

[mahermi1]

He can fight pretty much all of you fat scruffs, neck a much higher class of girl and bench more than your 1RM as a set of ten. For warm up.

He may well be able to outfight me, but there is no way he can outrun me pal and I'm nearly 62.

 

[DanB90]

So Lampard reports that Keane was sick Monday but played anyway. Credit to the lad and that explains the dodgy performance. Good news is he is now feeling much better and will be available Sunday

Heard he had a case of Tinmanitus

 

[mightymoyes]

So Lampard reports that Keane was sick Monday but played anyway. Credit to the lad and that explains the dodgy performance. Good news is he is now feeling much better and will be available Sunday

what about the other 4 and half years (bar a few games behind closed doors certain mugs rave about)?

 

[Dixieslaces]

I think its hilarious u kids talking [Poor language removed] about Michael Keane. u wouldn't say this [Poor language removed] to him in person, he's jacked. Not only that but he wears the freshest clothes, eats at the chillest restaurants and hangs out with the hottest dudes. Y'all are pathetic lol

Correction!

I did say it to his face when going all Park End da on his ass against Borehamwood, he just looked over and shook his head!

That told me!