2021/22 Michael Keane

[Carloblues]

Looked genuinely world class.

You been on the ket?

 

[zukai12_]

Keane was exceptional first half of the season under Carlo. Looked genuinely world class.

he looked decent , in empty stadiums , in a defence so deep the mariana trench would be jealous

 

[Zatara]

Absolutely guarantee he wets himself when a bird looks at him and has to use the safeties to lift 10kg on the smith machine.

Imagine the state of Keane if you blindfolded him and left him in Trafalgar Square.

WTF does that even mean?

Trafalgar square has a lot of pigeons.

He would be frightened to death.

did i really need to explain that lol

 

[Curtis]

Keane as woeful as he, can be adequate if he 's paired with a commanding center back and doesn't have venture further for a high line. He actually played generally decent when he was parterned up with mina as he provided some composure. Him and holgate are way too undisciplined to play together

 

[MikeH72]

Keane was exceptional first half of the season under Carlo. Looked genuinely world class.

Equivalent to saying he looks world class in training, as last season was just 38 training sessions

 

[chicoazul]

It’s turned from criticism of an Everton player into outright bullying from cowards who want to make themselves better at putting a decent human down. A shame but it brings me comfort of the inner turmoil and insecurity this psychological slugs must endure daily to make them hate in this way.

 

[allen]

Trafalgar square has a lot of pigeons.

He would be frightened to death.

did i really need to explain that lol

Not since they banned feeding them, there are hardly any now. Keane would be pretty chill.

 

[MACCA75]

Just heard he's been bummed by a ferret and will be out for ages with rabies

And some say this forum has gone downhill.

 

[lancs blue]

And some say this forum has gone downhill.

Deleted mate. Bang out of order

 

[Carlito]

It’s turned from criticism of an Everton player into outright bullying from cowards who want to make themselves better at putting a decent human down. A shame but it brings me comfort of the inner turmoil and insecurity this psychological slugs must endure daily to make them hate in this way.

Hating Michael Keane is a great honour for me, and makes me walk with my head held high.

 

[chicoazul]

Hating Michael Keane is a great honour for me, and makes me walk with my head held high.

When you walk through a storm mate?

 

[Ralphie Boy]

Is shoite, close thread and move on.

 

[GoldenToffee]

Hope he goes for a walk in the woods and gets lost, never to be seen again.

 

[Zeitgeist]

Just summed up Everton when Holgate tonked the ball straight into his face.

 

[ProZ]

He really is terrible isn’t he. How long are we stuck with him for?

4 more years, 4 more years.

Not my CB