2022/23 Michael Keane

[gianthogweed]

Frank was correct
Keane is there anything i can do ?
Frank no .....

 

[Cameron Manning]

Saving grace is we'll be so deep v city and brighton that he wont look like a canal barge turning....


Nah. Ive not even convinced myself there.

Your last line proves you’re not stupid. I wish Dyche would wise up!!

 

[Del-boy]

Lost count of the amount of pens and own goals this dope has cost us.

 

[Toffeepot]

I learned the offside rule the hard way playing for the school team at 10y/o coz I was fast, could head, and score but got caught offside so many times in an important match it was woeful, I'm embarrassed even thinking about it now!

Keane pointing at his arm to the ref last night brought back this buried trauma

 

[MikeH72]

Coady wasnt great for three or four games when Dyche first arrived, however even back then we had less goals conceded per game, and slightly better point(s) per game! At least Coady is vocal, the only time Keane was vocal last night was when he was was trying to claim it wasn't a penalty!
I know Mina is made of glass but he needs to be playing, while he can, alongside Tarkowski these last four games. If Mina declares himself not fit enough (again) it surely has to be Coady!
Not a great look for Dyche if he persists with his old boys network I'm afraid!

We kept 2 clean sheets in those 4 games. Then we put Keane in and conceded 4 straight away against Arsenal and we haven’t looked back since then leaking like a sieve more or less every game. I can’t look past the manager’s decision to continue playing this absolute disaster of a football player. It’s the main reason I want him sacked.

 

[evertony]

Only Dyche.

And Mrs Keane who doesn't want him galooting round the house like Charlie Carolli and spilling stuff everywhere.

 

[Cels]

I know Keane has been bad, but surely this can't be right...

"In nine starts under his former Burnley coach, Keane has had a hand in 19 goals conceded – just over two goals per game"

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[Gilbert..]

Your last line proves you’re not stupid. I wish Dyche would wise up!!

He's just not going to drop him is he. Games often go through my head the next day. And today two things about last night where i think we could have nicked that game. Coady/tarkowski at the back. And gray thrown on in the last 15 minutes when there was space galore to attack.

Keane is in for the duration now as one of his favourites. I think it may relegate the club.

 

[Toffeepot]

I know Keane has been bad, but surely this can't be right...

"In nine starts under his former Burnley coach, Keane has had a hand in 19 goals conceded – just over two goals per game"

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yea, he's rubbish
but likeable or something

 

[Toffeepot]

He's just not going to drop him is he. Games often go through my head the next day. And today two things about last night where i think we could have nicked that game. Coady/tarkowski at the back. And gray thrown on in the last 15 minutes when there was space galore to attack.

Keane is in for the duration now as one of his favourites. I think it may relegate the club.

3. Iwobi passing to our lad that was calling for it in acres of space and possible through instead of to Tielemans leading to their goal.

 

[Goodisongang]

We kept 2 clean sheets in those 4 games. Then we put Keane in and conceded 4 straight away against Arsenal and we haven’t looked back since then leaking like a sieve more or less every game. I can’t look past the manager’s decision to continue playing this absolute disaster of a football player. It’s the main reason I want him sacked.

This pretty much.

Coady was having a rough spell, but he couldn't wait to put his mate back in, Keanes form since he come back, more so the last 6/7 have been so bad yet he has no problem keeping him in. Amazed me he started yesterday after his performances Vs Newcastle

 

[MikeH72]

yea, he's rubbish
but likeable or something

Don’t know where the idea that he’s likeable has come from either. He‘s a personality-devoid mercenary to me.

 

[Toffeepot]

Don’t know where the idea that he’s likeable has come from either. He‘s a personality-devoid mercenary to me.

that's why I said 'or something' because I'm grasping at straws as to why he's first choice
Must be a beast in training
They did say he scores screamers all the time in training and probably never makes noticeable mistakes
He might be likeable, who knows, seems boring but easy going(suspiciously so) to me

 

[Gilbert..]

3. Iwobi passing to our lad that was calling for it in acres of space and possible through instead of to Tielemans leading to their goal.

Thats more an individual player error thing. Im talking more manager. His selection of a player who looks so slow and clumsy. And his in game management calls. Like throwing nobody on. They are poor calls imo.
Lets not forget that at the start of the season even under mike bassett the defence stats were actually quite decent with coady/tarkowski.
It just seems he couldnt wait to shoe horn in keane. The stats since keane has come back in are dreadful.
Stubborn manager.

 

[Toffeepot]

Thats more an individual player error thing. Im talking more manager. His selection of a player who looks so slow and clumsy. And his in game management calls. Like throwing nobody on. They are poor calls imo.
Lets not forget that at the start of the season even under mike bassett the defence stats were actually quite decent with coady/tarkowski.
It just seems he couldnt wait to shoe horn in keane. The stats since keane has come back in are dreadful.
Stubborn manager.

ah yea, I get ya
that Iwobi thing jumped to mind when you said two things
The subs thing annoyed me a lot last night but am coming round to it a bit today, we were on top at the end
The Keane persistence is borderline unforgiveable, up there with Godfrey/Holgate over Patterson
Im not sure what Dyche is waiting to happen with Keane, but he is obviously more a liability than Coady and definitely a far poorer CB than Mina, but Mina might just be messing around in training or something and Dyche doesn't trust him