2023/24 Michael Keane

[windymiller]

Can't, he'll be playing CB every week. This is what will turn the faithful against Dyche. I've never been more sure of anything.

I didn't think this would happen quite so quickly!

 

[MACCA75]

He’s the worst person to ever exist.

Michael Keane logs on ‘I wonder what they are thinki.. oh’

*logs off.

 

[Sheedy's right knee.]

He won’t be starting next game and Keane knows it.

 

[Goat]

Do you still think we don't need to buy a CB?

Yes, I think our priorities lie elsewhere.

 

[Toffeepot]

'koff

 

[Gwladys St. Glory]

If I was Kevin Sheedy, Dave Watson etc; I'd have been on to my 10th television by now

 

[windymiller]

Yes, I think our priorities lie elsewhere.

What's it going to take? We've conceded five goals already (granted we've scored zero - we deffo need a striker) and for every single one our defenders looked like they'd never met each other.

 

[Streetender1878]

Thing i heared about keane was the only reason dyche didnt bring him in straight away was coz he wasnt fit enough. Lampard dropped keane and told him he'd had enough chances and he is out. Keane started coasting in training. Dyche comes in and keane starts double training sessions. As soon as he was deemed fit enough he was back. Played 10 games conceded 20 odd. Worst centreback ive seen at the club.

 

[Goat]

What's it going to take? We've conceded five goals already (granted we've scored zero - we deffo need a striker) and for every single one our defenders looked like they'd never met each other.

Once we have a midfield and an attack, then I will concern myself with the fullbacks, then the CBs.

So its going to take a new midfield, new attack and new full backs.

 

[Rita_Poon]

When I said he wasnt as bad as most of you made out.

NOW he is.

My nightmares are haunted by M.Keane.

In so far as to say, what scares me is now scared by him.

 

[Blue peter]

We can talk about Keane all we want….the reality is Dyche is picking him so this is completely on the manager and if he continues this, results will stay poor, he will be sacked.

 

[Mrbluenose]

For all Lampard's faults at least he had this guy figured out.

 

[Furey1878]

Okay Sean, this is a guy who served you well at Burnley, but he's been a car crash in your time at Everton. I even get giving him a clean slate for a new season, but he has to be dropped now.

 

[Furey1878]

Dyche dropped him down the crucial stretch presumably because he didn't think he was good enough

So what has changed since May? Why has he now made him an automatic starter again?

Absolutely baffling piece of management

He's got more lives than a cat. He must be something else in training, tricking the manager into getting a clean slate, then he plays an actual game of footy and the same old Keane performance happens.

 

[thorney33]

A genuine disgrace to the shirt.

After excelling on loan why wouldn't Branthwaite be starting? It makes NO sense.