2023/24 Michael Keane

[The binman chronicles]

Useless CB but still the best finisher at the club though.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Useless CB but still the best finisher at the club though.

We pay him to stop the opposition scoring goals and he's F useless at doing that.

 

[The binman chronicles]

We pay him to stop the opposition scoring goals and he's F useless at doing that.

I'm not saying we should keep him in the team as a defender, more sub him on as an auxiliary forward if we need a goal desperately.

 

[BNJ1878]

You can imagine him standing there for the 4th goal, thinking:

"don't throw the ball at me, Ash... Please don't"

The fella is a nervous wreck and his head had totally gone. Young shouldn't have thrown it, but come on..... If in doubt, welly it.

I genuinely hope he never plays for us again, he'll continue to cost us every time he crosses the line.

 

[mahermi1]

You can imagine him standing there for the 4th goal, thinking:

"don't throw the ball at me, Ash... Please don't"

The fella is a nervous wreck and his head had totally gone. Young shouldn't have thrown it, but come on..... If in doubt, welly it.

I genuinely hope he never plays for us again, he'll continue to cost us every time he crosses the line.

Dyche selects him, it's all on Dyche.

 

[matty1878]

Dyche selects him, it's all on Dyche.

yep

 

[BNJ1878]

Dyche selects him, it's all on Dyche.

Yep, unarguably. It's crackers as he'd recognised his head had gone last season and finally dropped him.

He's not going to improve, it's literally flogging a dead horse.

To think some scoff at the tenuous links to McGuire. 10x the defender that Keane is.

 

[windymiller]

Once we have a midfield and an attack, then I will concern myself with the fullbacks, then the CBs.

So its going to take a new midfield, new attack and new full backs.

Michael Keane it is then.

 

[Goat]

Michael Keane it is then.

We currently have 5 CBs in the squad.

We dont have to play Michael Keane.

 

[windymiller]

We currently have 5 CBs in the squad.

We dont have to play Michael Keane.

And yet, we will.

 

[Goat]

And yet, we will.

Well in that case, whats the point in buying another CB?

 

[Cameron Manning]

Yep, unarguably. It's crackers as he'd recognised his head had gone last season and finally dropped him.

He's not going to improve, it's literally flogging a dead horse.

To think some scoff at the tenuous links to McGuire. 10x the defender that Keane is.

I think most are scoffing because of the wages McGuire is on even to come on loan never mind permanently, it ‘s never going to happen, better to concentrate on swapping Onana for McTominay plus cash, if United are daft enough to offer that,it would improve the team and midfield promptly I think.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

And yet, we will.

Not WE...Dyche.

 

[BNJ1878]

I think most are scoffing because of the wages McGuire is on even to come on loan never mind permanently, it ‘s never going to happen, better to concentrate on swapping Onana for McTominay plus cash, if United are daft enough to offer that,it would improve the team and midfield promptly I think.

It's a sad indication of where we are that we probably can't afford to wait for Onana to reach his potential with us.

I'm with you, any good offer (and in today's market it needs to be very good) we'd be mad to turn it down.

 

[windymiller]

Well in that case, whats the point in buying another CB?

We should get a new CB and a new manager. And a striker, obviously.