2023/24 Michael Keane

[Weebarra]

He's always got his arms and hands in unusual positions, it's been mentioned previously.

There's no reason at all for his hand to be looking like he's trying to wave a taxi down bladdered.

Good analogy , I hope Sean Dyche, takes , the note.
Uncanny but I think many were duly concerned when he came on today and so it was.

 

[maccavennie]

Good analogy , I hope Sean Dyche, takes , the note.
Uncanny but I think many were duly concerned when he came on today and so it was.

100%. As soon as he came on at ht it was only a matter of time before a mistake would happen.

I'm surprised he didn't try a 45 yard pass back and volleyed it into the roof of the net. Instead he went for the old flappy bird with his out of control arms to give the ref an easy decision.

 

[maccavennie]

It doesn't have to under the current rules, it's all about the position of the arm, if the arm is away from the body and there has been no deflection, then it is a penalty. Ball to hand doesn't really exist anymore. As a professional footballer Keane should be aware of that.

He should be mate, but this is the fella who handballed against Leicester away last season, was pointing to the part of his arm which is classed as handball and denied it was handball.

The fella is an absolute muppet and one of the worst centre halves to have ever stepped foot onto the Goodison turf to represent Everton.

 

[blindbert]

The tactical change to go 5-3-2 in the 2nd half was the right call, but it means you have to bring on either Keane or Godfrey. How on Earth have we ended up with these two as our centre half cover? God help us if either Tarkowski or Branthwaite get extended injuries.

 

[blindbert]

correction above 5-3-1

 

[the golden visionary]

Surely there's a youth player we can use instead of him

 

[Streetender1878]

One side of his body his arm is tight to his side. The other side hasnt got the message yet. The game is too fast for him.

 

[Blue peter]

Look at his bodyshape and thats for a handshake.View attachment 232210

That was probably Dyche when he was Burnley manager

 

[Dixieslaces]

Koff,

Koff,

Koff,


Then Koff again.

 

[Weebarra]

It doesn't have to under the current rules, it's all about the position of the arm, if the arm is away from the body and there has been no deflection, then it is a penalty. Ball to hand doesn't really exist anymore. As a professional footballer Keane should be aware of that.

Good call, out and game management.

 

[dannyboy]

Simply can't afford either of our centre halves to get an injury which gives Keane an extended run in the team. I desperately feel for the lad because even he must know that Dyche's loyalty towards him is misplaced.

 

[Bazlar]

Got to be his last game for us now barring calamities with injuries at the back

 

[Clarky cat]

Moron. Absolute braindead moron

confusing this with Ashley Young’s thread?

 

[MikeH72]

I just really really hate him so much, I find it incredibly difficult to support a team with him in it. He doesn’t represent my club or me as a fan.

 

[windymiller]

He's rubbish, an absolute liability and he should be nowhere near the team, but I can't blame him for the penalty today. Blame a stupid rule and a poor referee. Young was a much bigger problem today.