2024/25 Michael Keane

[Tree13]

He won't be here that's my answer

Fine, you're a coward who can't (or won't) defend your position - no problem with that.

In fact, it makes Keane your spirit animal.

 

[Joey66]

Fine, you're a coward who can't (or won't) defend your position - no problem with that.

In fact, it makes Keane your spirit animal.

He will pick his favourites-])aye hoof ball & continue to amass defeats ok not one man the whole set up by Dyche !

 

[terryefc]

Then, with all due respect sir, you clearly have a weak grasp of both football tactics and statistics. If you think Mykolenko is a worse left back than Keane is a centre back then you need your eyes tested.

Mykolenko is an awful left back. One of the worst we've had. Doesn't please me to say this but he's weak and has no discernible attacking or defending qualities.
Can't overlap, can't cross, gets caught out of position and loses most 1 on 1's. Where's your stats on his performances with the team?
Keane is no worse than Tarks and was certainly better than Godfrey and Holgate. You will disagree but so what? I couldn't give a monkeys.

 

[Tree13]

He will pick his favourites-])aye hoof ball & continue to amass defeats ok not one man the whole set up by Dyche !

Except when he did it with Branthwaite in the back 4 we did statistically better. Sure it's not great football but we finished mid-table, because we weren't conceding three or four every other game.

We know Keane can't play football, even Dyche's version. We've got O'Brien: Keane should never play again, under Dyche or anyone else.

 

[Tree13]

Mykolenko is an awful left back. One of the worst we've had. Doesn't please me to say this but he's weak and has no discernible attacking or defending qualities.
Can't overlap, can't cross, gets caught out of position and loses most 1 on 1's. Where's your stats on his performances with the team?
Keane is no worse than Tarks and was certainly better than Godfrey and Holgate. You will disagree but so what? I couldn't give a monkeys.

It's not me disagreeing with you. It's the stats.

You're disagreeing with reality.

 

[Tree13]

Absolutely mind-blowing to discover that there's people out there who actively WANT Michael Keane to start another game for us.

 

[Joey66]

Except when he did it with Branthwaite in the back 4 we did statistically better. Sure it's not great football but we finished mid-table, because we weren't conceding three or four every other game.

We know Keane can't play football, even Dyche's version. We've got O'Brien: Keane should never play again, under Dyche or anyone else.

Immaterial the teams that have come up are better than last year - what Dyche did with his substitutions cost us the game he deserves to be sacked eventually if we win our next game !

 

[LEONARD]

Thought he was good in The Ipcress File.

 

[everton1953]

Scored a good goal and we all cheered.

 

[Bryan+]

I wonder if Man UTD wanna buy another turd CB.

 

[T LEAFE]

Bring back Holgy and Penno

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Scored a good goal and we all cheered.

Good for you for cheering.

 

[Rooney_Tunes]

Absolutely mind-blowing to discover that there's people out there who actively WANT Michael Keane to start another game for us.

Only the people who don't give a monkeys...

The rest of us want him banished to the under 12's...

 

[Andy McGurk]

Got bored, so had a look on transfermarket to see how many goals he's conceded in every game for Everton.

216 games
333 goals conceded

Average 1.54 goals a game.

Everton have scored only an average 1.27 goals a game since the start of the Premier league, but have conceded an average of 1.3

 

[Nyhus]

it makes Keane your spirit animal.