Saint Domingo
Player Valuation: £90m
If anyone at the club dares renew him they need to be instantly dismissed, there should be a film about how he’s conned a career in the premier league. There’s Sunday league centrebacks better than him.
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dutchblue54
Player Valuation: £20m
Need Textor to come in asap, he will tell Dyche to play O Brien lol
How can a 6ft plus cb look so tentative in everything he does
He’ll volley Dyche before he even gets the chance to.
Big Sams Undies
Player Valuation: £15m
Heartless, bollockless coward
Fedlingen
Player Valuation: £20m
He looks much more comfortable when he's in the oppositions end. His instincts seem much more suited to play facing the goal. Wouldn't be surprised some youth coach put him at CB because of his height and he got by, just by doing good enough.
Honestly, I think he'd be/been a decent striker in most Championship teams if he was allowed to play another position in his earlier years.
Daytripper
Player Valuation: £40m
And pay 80k a week for the privilege
diggerdestroyer
Player Valuation: £40m
Getting turned inside out and back again by watkins
Ah just another 3 conceded then.
I remember him opening up a couple years ago about getting through his mental health woes, but he has only gotten worse.
I think I can name only one player we've had at the back that was worse and it's that Alcaraz fella Bobby Brown Shoes brought in.
Turgid isn't the word. I don't know what's worse than turgid, but it's that.
I think I can name only one player we've had at the back that was worse and it's that Alcaraz fella Bobby Brown Shoes brought in.
Turgid isn't the word. I don't know what's worse than turgid, but it's that.
EFC_FRANCIS
Player Valuation: £35m
Ackshually he's not been at fault for any of the goals. Scapegoat for the boo boys 
As I said a couple of weeks ago. He is the ultimate confidence booster for the opposition. You know you’re never down and out in a game as long as he is on the pitch.
He’s the worst player we’ve ever had in terms of the overall negative effect he has on a game of football for his own team.
He’s the worst player we’ve ever had in terms of the overall negative effect he has on a game of football for his own team.
Taifi gorm
Player Valuation: £15m
Most dangerous player we've had in terms of the clubs status.