CrabbyPaddy
Player Valuation: £8m
Don’t even blame him. Blame the club for handing this charlatan another contract and the pleb in charge that picks him.
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Kantareller
Player Valuation: £35m
7 years at our club. Criminal
CrabbyPaddy
Player Valuation: £8m
Vile
Hinchcliffe's Corner
Player Valuation: £40m
Heitinga was right. How much longer is this going to go on for? We simply can't keep selecting him. It's unbelievable.
He was awful and so was Tarkowski
Worst centre back performances over 4 games I've seen at Everton. Possibly in my lifetime.
Diabolical from both of them
Worst centre back performances over 4 games I've seen at Everton. Possibly in my lifetime.
Diabolical from both of them
Mark barnett
Player Valuation: £6m
That 1st villa goal was pure cowardice he literally ducked out of the way
He assumed he could just flick it out for a corner. No one challenges the mighty Keane…. Oh wait they do.
Before today Everton under Dyche had conceded a goal every 38 minutes with Keane on the pitch I believe. He’s actually beaten that today which is mightily impressive. He’s absolutely at fault for the first goal and that was the turning point, had to attack the ball instead of jumping and pretending his head weighed more than his body ffs
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That first goal...
gianthogweed
Player Valuation: £25m
Him and the goalkeeper for that 1st goal both bottled it
Not his fault he is a brainless pleb
StateSideToffee
Player Valuation: £2.5m
Why won’t any of the analysts who get to speak to Dyche ask him straight up, “Sean knowing Keane is utter [Poor language removed] why do you keep selecting him?”
Gilbert..
Player Valuation: £50m
The most placid centre half ive ever seen. If a centre forward elbowed him he'd apologise to the elbow.
Year after year its the same thing. He's a sloth.
Got no fight or hunger in him.
7 kin years.