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minor things that make you fume

My mum not doing any meat for tea, because it is Good Friday.

She doesn't go to Church and isn't religious! Says it just wouldn't be right.

Stuck with fish.
 

Auto correction on my phone drives me up the wall. Replacing common words like "this" with the less commonly used "thus" (even did it while typing now).

Regularly find myself shouting at the phone, when it replaces things I type with words that I never use, or don't even exist! Had becomes gad ffs. How many times do people use the word gad in the 21st century?

And sometimes, you go back and change the g to an h, and when youove on its Autocorrected it back to a g again.

An what kind of word is youove that's just appeared there? I may have typed it, but I'm pretty damned sure I typed "you move" but the Autocorrect brain must've thought "youove... Yes I'm happy with that... Oh bleeding he'll he's typed had again, he must've meant gad - I'll fix it for him"

Stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid, stupid.
 

Hipster haircuts
Hipster beards
Hipster pubs
Hipsters.
Trouble is that it'll take a bit to die out what with all the johnny come lately's throwing away the razor

meanwhile the true hipsters will have moved on 6mths since

Blossom nailed it - now she was hip

I'm hip, I'm no square
I'm alert, I'm awake, I'm aware
I am always on the scene
Makin' the rounds, diggin' the sounds
I read Playboy magazine 'cause I'm hip

I dig, I'm in step
When it was hip to be hep, I was hep
I don't blow but I'm a fan
Look at me swing, ring a ding ding
I even call my girlfriend 'Man', I'm so hip.
 

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