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minor things that make you fume

My missus, wanting to rip the house to bits again, after " getting ideas " from home improvement programmes
When my ex was pregnant we decided to do the living room up before the baby arrived,get a leather suite as its easier to clean,I was in work one weekend and she went to order a 2 and 3 seater,I told her to wait until i had laid the flooring but she knew best
Following weekend flooring arrives,couple of hours later the suite turns up,they had to take the window frame out to get it in,so theres this huge 2 n 3 seater and to make it worse its dark blue,everything else is green/cream,it wasnt a minor fume I had
 
When my ex was pregnant we decided to do the living room up before the baby arrived,get a leather suite as its easier to clean,I was in work one weekend and she went to order a 2 and 3 seater,I told her to wait until i had laid the flooring but she knew best
Following weekend flooring arrives,couple of hours later the suite turns up,they had to take the window frame out to get it in,so theres this huge 2 n 3 seater and to make it worse its dark blue,everything else is green/cream,it wasnt a minor fume I had
Sofa so good...
 
My missus, wanting to rip the house to bits again, after " getting ideas " from home improvement programmes

and on the other hand my mrs is stuck in 1989 and won't get rid of all the stuff she bought...
Mrs; I paid for all this, do you know how many hours I had to work to pay for it, while you were off at that 'kin football and you just want me to bin the lot.
Me; yes its all shight, you're turning into one of those with 6 dozen pictures of all the kids since they started school, it's clutter woman, when you see all those home improvement/sell your house programs the first thing they do is get is a skip for all the women's shight that she can't bear to part with...and round it goes
needless to say my view falls on deaf ears and doesn't go down at all well.
 

When my ex was pregnant we decided to do the living room up before the baby arrived,get a leather suite as its easier to clean,I was in work one weekend and she went to order a 2 and 3 seater,I told her to wait until i had laid the flooring but she knew best
Following weekend flooring arrives,couple of hours later the suite turns up,they had to take the window frame out to get it in,so theres this huge 2 n 3 seater and to make it worse its dark blue,everything else is green/cream,it wasnt a minor fume I had

lol

My brother, who is the biggest dope in the world, used to live in a second floor flat in a big house off Lark Lane.
The girl he was with was as bad as him.
They bought a leather sofa without taking any measurements at all. Needless to say it wouldn't go up the narrow communal stairs and not only did they have to take a window out, but they had to use a hoist to get through the window too lol
 
This - you can buy a basic printer for less than the cost of a set of B & Colour refills
Problem is, the cartridges that cone with new owners are usually only half full, otherwise folk would genuinely buy a new printer each time.

Printer manufacturers - not soft!
 

lol

My brother, who is the biggest dope in the world, used to live in a second floor flat in a big house off Lark Lane.
The girl he was with was as bad as him.
They bought a leather sofa without taking any measurements at all. Needless to say it wouldn't go up the narrow communal stairs and not only did they have to take a window out, but they had to use a hoist to get through the window too lol

'Lark Lane', made me laugh. When I was living in Scarborough they had a new estate with parts called Chaffinch lane, Greenfinch Lane, Grey heron Road, Osprey estate, hilarious to me at least. There were several more bird names used too. Imagine writing Redpoll Drive on your letters....
 
'Lark Lane', made me laugh. When I was living in Scarborough they had a new estate with parts called Chaffinch lane, Greenfinch Lane, Grey heron Road, Osprey estate, hilarious to me at least. There were several more bird names used too. Imagine writing Redpoll Drive on your letters....

Lol.

I know Scarborough well.

The legendary Boleyns Nightclub.

Clientele age group 16 - 80.

What a place !
 
People parking in disabled bays who clearly don't have a disability.

Just witnessed a young couple pull in to a disabled parking space outside the supermarket. They both got out the car and walked in to the shop without so much as a slight limp. No shame what so ever!

I just don't understand why someone would do that.

Because they can't be arsed walking another twenty yards.

My youngest lad is disabled, I've had quite a few run ins with bellends over this.
 
Lol.

I know Scarborough well.

The legendary Boleyns Nightclub.

Clientele age group 16 - 80.

What a place !
You may have read i want to live in the Balkans, but Scarborough is an immense place. Boleyns I know it well mate, not the best of the clubs that were there though. There was redsquare, riskas and i have forgot the names of the others. I reckon Scarborough is up there with the best places in the country.
 

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