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minor things that make you fume

One of the receptionists has been doing a really poor scouse impression to me every day for the last month or two saying "alright soft lad".

It's got to the point where I can't even fake a laugh any more. It's just so boring.


She's got the hots for you mate, she's only human.

Take her out and ruin her, she won't be taking the P after that.

YOU ARE MAGNIFICENT, don't ever forget that
 

People who attempt to enter a shop when it's closing and then have a hissy fit when they're not allowed in.

God yes, I work in a shop part time to fuel my student life and the amount of whoppers who swan in at 2 minutes to 9 then fume when I've had the gall to start cashing up and wont serve them. I'm only getting paid minimum wage till 9 you berk I'm not restarting cash up cos you were a lazy pillock and decided last minute you wanted a 4 pack of Skol.
 
God yes, I work in a shop part time to fuel my student life and the amount of whoppers who swan in at 2 minutes to 9 then fume when I've had the gall to start cashing up and wont serve them. I'm only getting paid minimum wage till 9 you berk I'm not restarting cash up cos you were a lazy pillock and decided last minute you wanted a 4 pack of Skol.
I usually go to my local supermarket about half an hour before it closes and on my way out 9 times out of 10 there's someone pleading with a member of staff to let them in. A couple of times the random low life has been quite abusive to the staff. Makes you feel like standing up for them but I don't fancy getting my head stamped on.
 

One can only conclude that I have continually been the victim of this Nazi state and their heavy handed justice sir.

You don't become a warrior for truth to win the hearts of authority. Suck it up.

Don't get me started on the subject of you and Nazis...

edit: your lament is best read by pronouncing the word 'Nazi' like Churchill after finishing his second bottle of Pinch.
 
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