minor things that make you fume

[larbert toffee]

Shoe sizes : bear no relation from shoe to shoe
Narrow fitting shoes.

Shirts from next always appear to be at least a size too small. (other stores are available)

 

[Baines' left foot]

'Doing bits' this new found phrase that everyone has latched onto .

The thought of someone being excited to use a new fad word or phrase annoys me greatly.

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Headphones and the untangling of the 2@s.

 

[Tree13]

People at airports who rush to be at the front at the gate before they've even called us and even when we have been called.

WE'VE GOT ALLOCATED SEATS YOU TOTAL MENTALISTS.

Most people presumably do it in order to make sure they get their cabin bag in a locker somewhere close to their seat.

I do it because my ability to tolerate slow-moving people generally, and passengers who stand in the aisle for 20 minutes preventing others from reaching their seats, is zero.

 

[Tree13]

The wife. She doesn't understand. Shouldn't of have married her really.

People who use "of" when they mean "have".

Unacceptable beyond year 4, sorry.

 

[Tree13]

Dog owners complaining about vet bills and making out it's the vets fault. No one forced you to own a dog. It's a big responsibility and you should think it over before getting one, especially if you struggle to buy your fags and booze.

Parents complaining about the cost of raising children and making out it's the government's fault. No one forced you to have a child. It's a big responsibility and you should think it over before having one, especially if you struggle to buy your fags and booze.

 

[roydo]

People who take their dogs shopping. You know the type. Dog on one of them expandable leads that soon become a trip wire across the pavement or entrance to a shop when Pooch has to sniff the door you are about to deliver a parcel to....mutants.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Parents complaining about the cost of raising children and making out it's the government's fault. No one forced you to have a child. It's a big responsibility and you should think it over before having one, especially if you struggle to buy your fags and booze.

Preach.

 

[summerisle]

Dropped the spoon in my oxtail soup.

 

[mezzrow]

@RAFUH

 

[COYBL25]

Parents complaining about the cost of raising children and making out it's the government's fault. No one forced you to have a child. It's a big responsibility and you should think it over before having one, especially if you struggle to buy your fags and booze.

But some how managing to dress the little darlings, head to toe in baby Prada

 

[RAFUH]

@RAFUH

Add a military dad and I yes/no ma'am/sir everyone.

 

[zandvoort blue]

this...

 

[Toast]

A full list of league tables on sky sports after ONE game.

 

[anjelikaferrett]

encountered the royal flush of traffic irritations on my way home today. a learner driver, a horse rider, a tractor, a caravan and a cyclist. Took twice as long as usual to get home. Very proud not to have road raged at any of them.