minor things that make you fume

[Baines' left foot]

Day things are great. They do loads of day events in Lisbon where you can bring your family and things, such a good idea.

Went Corsica Studios for all of an hour last night. It's physically and mentally exhausting. Not properly taken drugs in a good few years now and it's even tiring seeing how much energy people have when I am pretty much sober.

My first and only experience of Corsica was going at 6am on a Sunday morning and staying until about 12pm. Didn’t really enjoy it. Printworks have some good events on which are daytime, I’m yet to check it out though.

The last time I was clubbing was Fabric in July. I only had a couple of small bombs, just enough to give me a kick and I felt okay the next day. I can’t be done with having no appetite for a full day and lying in my bed all day wide awake any more.

 

[degsy]

People who don’t know how to use roundabouts properly.

Get in the correct lane, and give way to the right. Indicate.

It’s not hard.

Tell that to the Aussies and Kiwis - they treat them as some sort of funny junction, everybody gives way to the right and nobody moves. They can't get their head around the fact (no pun intended) that more than one person can be on it at a time.

 

[rascal]

'We've come a long long away together'

YOU'RE A FRICKIN BANK FFS. JUST TELL ME ABOUT YOUR PRODUCTS, TELL ME ABOUT BANK STUFF. STOP TRYING TO BE SOMETHING ELSE FFS.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Come in to the office this morning and I get met with a wall of heat. Of course the ladies of the office have whacked the heating up to 30C and I’m sweating at my desk. It’s hotter in here than it was in the summer ffs.

 

[COYBL25]

Come in to the office this morning and I get met with a wall of heat. Of course the ladies of the office have whacked the heating up to 30C and I’m sweating at my desk. It’s hotter in here than it was in the summer ffs.

Take your shirt off and rub an ice cold can of Coke across your rippling body, that should do the trick ?

 

[Toast]

Come in to the office this morning and I get met with a wall of heat. Of course the ladies of the office have whacked the heating up to 30C and I’m sweating at my desk. It’s hotter in here than it was in the summer ffs.

Fake a collapse.
Blame the heat and get it logged in the accident book.
Do it proper like, not some jarg Vardy style fall to the ground.

 

[Baines' left foot]

Take your shirt off and rub an ice cold can of Coke across your rippling body, that should do the trick ?

The vending machine is broken ffs.

 

[Toast]

The vending machine is broken ffs.

 

[Baines' left foot]

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I love a good Simpsons reference.

 

[degsy]

Come in to the office this morning and I get met with a wall of heat. Of course the ladies of the office have whacked the heating up to 30C and I’m sweating at my desk. It’s hotter in here than it was in the summer ffs.

well known fact that women don't have proper working internal thermostats.
They're either too hot or too cold...nothing in between.

 

[WA Toffee]

Becoming the fall guy and getting sacked. Of the 2 people really to blame, one is too senior and one is too junior to be an adequate scapegoat

 

[Toast]

Becoming the fall guy and getting sacked. Of the 2 people really to blame, one is too senior and one is too junior to be an adequate scapegoat

Bad news mate.
Unless your Steve Walsh ?
If your not Walsh, I hope you take em to court.

 

[rascal]

'Me too'



Congratulations.

 

[Jamiednm]

When fat women, or other women talking about fat women describe them as 'curvy'.

No, you're not curvy. Kelly Brook, J-Lo and Selma Hayek are curvy. You're just a fatso.

 

[Toffee in Jandals]

The slow internet at work interrupting my GOT browsing. If this keeps up I might actually have to do stuff more closely related to what I get paid for.