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minor things that make you fume

Come in to the office this morning and I get met with a wall of heat. Of course the ladies of the office have whacked the heating up to 30C and I’m sweating at my desk. It’s hotter in here than it was in the summer ffs.
Just another reason to not regret giving up office work. Used to HATE this.

I went out at 7.15 this morning to walk the dog. It was 13 degrees outside. That isn't cold.
 
Some baby-related grumbling today...

A couple of different people I know have both recently had children. One has been named "Jaxxon" and the other is "Cosmo". I have passive-aggressively refused to even offer congratulations upon the births, and I feel absolutely fine with my decision.

Mrs. Tree has recently received two invitations to "Baby showers"... luckily she has already expressed distaste at the concept and has politely declined both invitations. As yet, however, she is refusing to point and laugh at the idiots adopting this absurdly materialistic practice.
 
Some baby-related grumbling today...

A couple of different people I know have both recently had children. One has been named "Jaxxon" and the other is "Cosmo". I have passive-aggressively refused to even offer congratulations upon the births, and I feel absolutely fine with my decision.

Mrs. Tree has recently received two invitations to "Baby showers"... luckily she has already expressed distaste at the concept and has politely declined both invitations. As yet, however, she is refusing to point and laugh at the idiots adopting this absurdly materialistic practice.
Cosmo lollollol
 
Some baby-related grumbling today...

A couple of different people I know have both recently had children. One has been named "Jaxxon" and the other is "Cosmo". I have passive-aggressively refused to even offer congratulations upon the births, and I feel absolutely fine with my decision.

Mrs. Tree has recently received two invitations to "Baby showers"... luckily she has already expressed distaste at the concept and has politely declined both invitations. As yet, however, she is refusing to point and laugh at the idiots adopting this absurdly materialistic practice.

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You need to subtly drop in the fact that Cosmo Small Piece was a Les Dawson character ;)

I believe that in some countries the registrar can refuse to register the birth of a child if they think the name is stupid lol
 
Some baby-related grumbling today...

A couple of different people I know have both recently had children. One has been named "Jaxxon" and the other is "Cosmo". I have passive-aggressively refused to even offer congratulations upon the births, and I feel absolutely fine with my decision.

Mrs. Tree has recently received two invitations to "Baby showers"... luckily she has already expressed distaste at the concept and has politely declined both invitations. As yet, however, she is refusing to point and laugh at the idiots adopting this absurdly materialistic practice.
In Bulgaria gypsies name their kids awesome names.

Cleopatra is my favourite.
 

Some baby-related grumbling today...

A couple of different people I know have both recently had children. One has been named "Jaxxon" and the other is "Cosmo". I have passive-aggressively refused to even offer congratulations upon the births, and I feel absolutely fine with my decision.

Mrs. Tree has recently received two invitations to "Baby showers"... luckily she has already expressed distaste at the concept and has politely declined both invitations. As yet, however, she is refusing to point and laugh at the idiots adopting this absurdly materialistic practice.

Jaxxon is quite cool. Sounds like a the name of a Street Fighter character.
 

Going out for lunch and having to wait behind people in the queue who are ordering for 10 other people in their office. Doubly annoying when the lunch place lets you send in orders ahead of time.
 

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