minor things that make you fume

[FC sexy xxx]

Might aswell finish them off now

I just have , they looked lonely

 

[FC sexy xxx]

*are.

Or, by now, 'were.'

Just saying.

Ye mar

 

[widnesblue]

Walking down the stairs earlier, either the wife or daughter left their hair straighteners on the bottom of the stairs. Me, not noticing, stood on the plug with all my weight. Worst bit is, fell, landed on the baby gate and nearly broke my ankle. Still fuming now and that was 6 hours ago.

 

[Huyton Layne]

Walking down the stairs earlier, either the wife or daughter left their hair straighteners on the bottom of the stairs. Me, not noticing, stood on the plug with all my weight. Worst bit is, fell, landed on the baby gate and nearly broke my ankle. Still fuming now and that was 6 hours ago.

Sounds like strap mate. Does one of them have a policy on you?

 

[Toast]

Walking down the stairs earlier, either the wife or daughter left their hair straighteners on the bottom of the stairs. Me, not noticing, stood on the plug with all my weight. Worst bit is, fell, landed on the baby gate and nearly broke my ankle. Still fuming now and that was 6 hours ago.

Have they been watching Home Alone ?

 

[chrismpw]

Walking down the stairs earlier, either the wife or daughter left their hair straighteners on the bottom of the stairs. Me, not noticing, stood on the plug with all my weight. Worst bit is, fell, landed on the baby gate and nearly broke my ankle. Still fuming now and that was 6 hours ago.

And then this "it's your own fault"

Wimmin are always blameless.

 

[efcforever]

Walking down the stairs earlier, either the wife or daughter left their hair straighteners on the bottom of the stairs. Me, not noticing, stood on the plug with all my weight. Worst bit is, fell, landed on the baby gate and nearly broke my ankle. Still fuming now and that was 6 hours ago.

A few years ago my wife left a laptop on the stairs. I stood on it as I was walking down and broke the screen. To this day she insists that it was my fault.

 

[the golden visionary]

A few years ago my wife left a laptop on the stairs. I stood on it as I was walking down and broke the screen. To this day she insists that it was my fault.

Of course it was your fault your married

 

[lancs blue]

A few years ago my wife left a laptop on the stairs. I stood on it as I was walking down and broke the screen. To this day she insists that it was my fault.

You have hooves for feet mate

 

[FC sexy xxx]

Sounds like strap mate. Does one of them have a policy on you?

A WOOL trap

 

[gonetomorrow]

A few years ago my wife left a laptop on the stairs. I stood on it as I was walking down and broke the screen. To this day she insists that it was my fault.

There's a laptop on the stairs.......

I sense a poem coming on.

 

[COYBL25]

My missus has started Spring cleaning, even though it`s the first week in Jan.

I`m just getting over Christmas and the house looks like a bombs gone off

 

[Toast]

My missus has started Spring cleaning, even though it`s the first week in Jan.

I`m just getting over Christmas and the house looks like a bombs gone off

I've been in the loft today.
House much tidier.
Swear that insulation stuff is the itchiest thing known to man.

 

[COYBL25]

I've been in the loft today.
House much tidier.
Swear that insulation stuff is the itchiest thing known to man.

Putting the Christmas stuff away into the loft is what kicked the Spring cleaning off.

" I`ll have a look what`s in there while it`s open "

Cue a load of forgotten about lights shades, pictures, mirrors all descending down the ladder.

" I may as well start cleaning while I`m putting all these up "

 

[Toast]

The commentator on MOTD here in the Spurs game.